Selma Blair's a lesbian magnet

SpitfireSep 27th, 2008 - 22:26:42

So this mean she ISN'T homosexual?

Great! I do have a tiny little crush on her and her cute, punchy eyes. Not that this is going to get me anywhere, actually... but it's nice for a guy to know he's not totally shooting blanks, if you get my meaning, rooting for the wrong team, as it were. I can dream, can't I?

It's also a shocker and really refreshing to find out SOMEONE out there in Hollywood doesn't have that disgusting sexual perversion that tries to pass itself off as some kind of legitimate 'third sex'.

I mean; you're an actor / singer / talk show host, whatever. What I'm concerned about is whether you do your job well or not. If you do a good job, I'll respect you for that. If you're gay, that's your goddamn problem, not mine. Please don't gross me out with it! I just DON'T wanna know.

And PLEASE don't presume that I think it's OK, because it's not. It's a friggin' sexual perversion trying to pass itself off as something legitimate, and that's all it is. Grow up and face up to it!

My dentist is gay, I think. He's certainly light enough in his loafers, at any rate. I don't mind that at all. As long as he washes his hands before touching my mouth and does a good job in there, he can get his sexual jollies from a Doberman Pinscher, for all I care. Dig?

What I resent is all these gay activists trying to brainwash us into thinking it's OK.

It's not!

But what do I do with, say, Prout? I read Proust and hated the hell out of it even before I found out he was a faggot.

So there!


Spitfire

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