all lies for media attentionMay 5th, 2008 - 17:45:47

DONT BELIEVE A WORD OF IT

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TO ALLIESMay 5th, 2008 - 22:44:02

GET A LIFE.

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FACT ISMay 6th, 2008 - 10:50:55

JOHN MAYER IS AN ACTOR THAT IS HOW THE PHOTGRAPHER GOT THE SHOTS. THEY WERE ALL STAGED. JENNIFER IS KEEPING THE MEDIA OUT OF REALITY AND CONTROL PUBLIC PERCEPTION OF HER LIFE. AND I 'HAVE A LIFE'. IF SOMEONE WRITES THE TRUTH IN THE FACE OF MEDIA LIES (or intentional propaganda) DOESN'T MAKE THEM DEAD ! WAIT AND SEE.

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blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahbalhMay 8th, 2008 - 16:35:06

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.

This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go. You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose? Well this talking hit you right down there, a bubbly, thick stagnant sound, a sound you could smell.

This man worked for a carnival you dig, and to start with it was like a novelty ventriliquist act. Real funny, too, at first. He had a number he called 'The Better 'Ole' that was a scream, I tell you. I forget most of it but it was clever. Like, 'Oh I say, are you still down there, old thing?'

'Nah! I had to go relieve myself.'

After a while the ass start talking on its own. He would go in without anything prepared and his ass would ad-lib and toss the gags back at him every time.

Then it developed sort of teeth-like little raspy in- curving hooks and start eating. He thought this was cute at first and built and act around it, but the asshole would eat its way through his pants and start talking on the street, shouting out it wanted equal rights. It would get drunk, too, and have crying jags nobody loved it and it wanted to be kissed same as any other mouth.

Finally it talked all the time day and night, you could hear him for blocks screaming at it to shut up, and beating it with his fist, and sticking candles up it, but nothing did any good and the asshole said to him: 'It's you who will shut up in the end. Not me. Because we don't need you around here any more. I can talk and eat and shit.'

After that he began waking up in the morning with a transparent jelly like a tadpole's tail all over his mouth. This jelly was what the scientists call un-D.T., Undifferentiated Tissue, which can grow into any kind of flesh on the human body. He would tear it off his mouth and the pieces would stick to his hands like burning gasoline jelly and grow there, grow anywhere on him a glob of it fell. So finally his mouth sealed over, and the whole head would have have amputated spontaneous- except for the eyes you dig.

That's one thing the asshole couldn't do was see. It needed the eyes. But nerve connections were blocked and infiltrated and atrophied so the brain couldn't give orders any more. It was trapped in the skull, sealed off. For a while you could see the silent, helpless suffering of the brain behind the eyes, then finally the brain must have died, because the eyes went out, and there was no more feeling in them than a crab's eyes on the end of a stalk.

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LIARSMay 8th, 2008 - 17:16:16

it is TOTAL LIES. Vince flew in the same weekend to Miami and they all discussed how they would continue this game she has been playing for years to pander to a public that doesn't watch her movies and wants to know about her personal life. Their goal is to make her personal life sensational, and secretive and arrange photoshoots. This way they can keep her career going. John Mayer was a friend of Crowe's and offered to play a part in their game. That is why PR flew him in for one day and the rest of the weekend they were hidden (elsewhere). They walked around in public acting like a couple and a photographer that Stephen Huvane hired followed them. The pictures were sent to news outlets. This way they control the publicity of their clients (their job). That is why the pictures look posed and affected and Jen was bored. They never kissed. There is noting there. They are mismatched and it is all for clients publicity (Jen, Orlando, Vince and Mayer being clients of CAA, owned by the Huvanes). Now, as part of the agenda, John is immediately seen in public with another woman and Vince is back on the scene. She truly is a woman who doesn't seem to care about love or family (since she grew up in a single parents household with a mother she never talks to). EVERYTHING is an act, and the acting was how she dealt with her parents divorce. So that is what is going on in reality. In the head fiction of the gay publicist and gay manager Aleen (the fat ugly woman she sunbathes with) : she appears to the world like a lost loveless whore. Which is completely the opposite from reality. And if you aksed Aleen and Stephen why they are doing that, they would say they are giving the public what it wants : sensationalism.

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LOLMay 10th, 2008 - 02:05:20

blablablablabla you can't even correctly identify the woman she sunbathes with and you expect people to believe you? Yeah right lmfao

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casdcsdMay 10th, 2008 - 06:44:40

I AM RIGHT AND YOU KNOW IT. AND IF YOU HAD A CLUE ABOUT THIS SITUATION YOU WOULD KNOW WHO THIS IS WRITING. I would never ask you to 'believe' me. What I am saying is REALITY. Your 'belief' is separate from that....so is you disbelief. Reality doesn't care if you 'believe' or not. EVERYONE IN LA KNOWS THIS IS A MANUFACTURED RELATIONSHIP. PERIOD. Get off your lies.

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factMay 10th, 2008 - 08:56:20

LOL & you still dont know the identities of the people closest to her every day.

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changeMay 10th, 2008 - 10:03:10

JEN IS ACTING WITH JOHN MAYER. EVERYONE IN THE FILM INDUSTRY KNOWS THAT. IT IS TO GET PEOPLE TO BUY THINGS UNTIL SHE IS MARRIED. SAME WITH SCULFOR, VAUGHN AND BOUMA. THEY ALL HAD CONTRACTS DESIGNED TO END......ALSO JEN'S STAFF CHANGES : NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY. THIS IS THE TRUTH.

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ACTINGMay 10th, 2008 - 10:04:48

'Unfortunately for him, the blonde turned him down. ' JEN AND JOHN ARE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE

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