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I have seen them.Mar 22nd, 2008 - 05:01:40

It's like humping a Madame Tussaudes figure.

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AutumnOBOct 10th, 2008 - 04:07:03

Forget Lindsay Lohan Doll that is old news have you seen the new this is not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll by Topco Sales? Their press release reads-

'This Is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' Released By Topco Sales
Date: Wednesday, October 08, 2008


Sarah Palin Blow-up Doll is full of more Hot Air than the Real Republican Vice Presidential Running Mate

Chatsworth, CA – Topco Sales introduces an inflatable sex doll dubbed 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' just in time for the hot and heavy presidential election. Soon to be available in stores and online, the 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' is sure to liven up any town hall meeting, vice presidential debate, or caribou hunting party.

'Sarah Palin is one hot pundit! Sarah Palin bikini photos and sexy pictures of the republican vice presidential candidate are steaming up the Internet. With that in mind, we here at Topco Sales wanted to give the public a piece of the beauty pageant queen in time for the erection...I mean election,' says Autumn O'Bryan, Director of Product Development for Topco Sales. 'This blow-up sex doll could really satisfy the swing voters.'

The sexy 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' won't debate you—and that's a good thing. Her wide-open mouth doesn't spew political bipartisanism because she's just waiting for you to 'drill baby, drill.' Two other openings offer alternate ways to lay a pipeline in this Alaskan MILF.

'Topco Sales is also offering the blow-up doll as a stand-in for Palin during the next Biden/Palin vice presidential debate. The 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll' already has that moose-caught-in the headlight stare, and certainly knows more about foreign policy—having been manufactured in China and all,' says Desiree Duffie, Director of Marketing and Public Relations for Topco Sales.

There are a limited number of 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Dolls' available to press as samples. To request this blow-up doll please contact Topco Sales immediately as supplies are limited. Email inquiries to pr@topcosales.us

Novelty distributors can contact their Topco Sales account executive to order the 'This is Not Sarah Palin Inflatable Love Doll', found under the TLC line of products.

Topco Sales and TLC are registered trademarks of Topco Sales. The names of other organizations and companies mentioned herein may be the trademark of their respective owners.

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