Dolly Parton's breast detector

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Mar 15, 2008, 11:35 GMT

Dolly Parton says men who don't stare at her chest are gay. 06/07/2007 - Dolly Parton - New York City, NY © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi

06/07/2007 - Dolly Parton - New York City, NY © Janet Mayer / Photorazzi

06/07/2007 - Dolly Parton - New York City, NY © Janet Mayer / PhotorazziThe '9 to 5' singer, who is renowned for her large breasts, insists she can tell what a man is interested in the minute she meets them.Dolly is quoted by the National Enquirer magazine as saying: "When I talk to a man, I can always tell what he's thinking by where he is looking. See, if he is looking at my eyes, he is looking for intelligence. If he is looking at my mouth, well, he is looking for wit and wisdom."But if he is looking anywhere else except my chest he is looking for another man!"The 62-year-old star was recently forced to postpone her upcoming tour because her DD chest was causing her back problems.She said: "Hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems."In 2004, Dolly revealed she was considering having a breast reduction to relieve the pressure on her back.The 'Jolene' singer said: "My boobs are killing me - and I don't know if I can stand the pain any longer. They have been a trademark for me - but I've paid one hell of a price."(C) BANG Media International

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Iam BuubeApr 4th, 2008 - 01:18:04

I can understand poor Dolly's predicament. Gravity is a serious thing!

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