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Chuck Norris thinks John McCain is too old to be president
By Stone Martindale Jan 22, 2008, 3:08 GMT
Chuck Norris (R) campaigns for Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee (L) during a campaign event at the New England College in Henniker, New Hampshire, USA, 04 January 2008. EPA/JUSTIN LANE
Allegedly Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer, but he can't cure "senioritis." The Mike Huckabee-supporter says John McCain is way too old to be president.
Norris told guests at a fundraiser that presidents age three times faster than normal people: "Now if John takes over the presidency at 72, and he ages three-to-one, how old will he be in four years? He'll be 84 years old... That's why I didn't pick John to support because I'm just afraid that the vice president will wind up taking over his job in that four-year presidency."
Huckabee's response: "Only John McCain and his hairdresser know for sure. It is a very stressful position.... I'm not going to say he's too old. I think he's got a lot of inner strength, good genetic factors by his mom."
McCain's response: "I'm afraid I may have to send my 95-year-old mother over and wash Chuck's mouth out with soap."
From Chuck Norris Facts.com, some little known factoids:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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MY guess? TBT doesn't like Jews too much.
thank you!
Naw...I just love America.....first.
Oh, your Megaphone is showing.
Maybe, Chuck has taken too many kicks to the head!
Thanks Carlos Norris for being an idiot. Your 4 years younger than McCain and he's too old? Maybe he'll retire when you retire.
Carlos, you're a member of the Screen Actors Guild and you support a candidate who walked across the Writers Guild picket line to appear on Leno? What kind of idiot are you, dumb, stupid, or just don't know any better.
All this from a guy who had an extra marital affair baby and lived in Tinseltown. America's a wonderful country, you can do anything you want, including being stupid.
First, I don't trust McCain being in the White House, let alone, be offered an office there because I know his record better than his campaign manager...he's a liberal trying on an elephant suit and it doesn't even come close to fitting.
HOWEVER, Chuck Norris's opinion weighs about as much with me as a kid endorsing a breakfast cereal...no, less than.
He has no background, education, qualification or experience even as a pundit and you we all know how stupid many of them are. ( Of course there are defninitive exceptions. )
Now I find myself correctly offering to Chuck to lose the Huck and go back to the silver screen or TV as we're sick and tired being instructed about our own governance by people who make a living at pretending they're someone else...yet, that must be why he attached himself to the Huckster. Both employ themselves in the exact same way.
I don't care what Chuck Norris says, but I also think McCain is too old.
Some people age well and others don't, and who is to say which he is going to be. Everyone ages, but at least start out younger to begin with!
Chuck, you coud'nt even amount to a pimple on John McCains BUTT. He's a real hero and a Naval Academy Grad. Plus he does'nt dye his hair like you do. But I'm not even sure that's your hair. You better stick to making your dumb Mt. Dew commercials. Don't use your 'star' power for political reasons. See what an idiot you've made out of yourself!
and who the hell said we have to love jews may i ask?
norris and mccain are both old ladies
IDEA for Huckabee after the race.
After Huckabee finishes with his failing presidential campaign, he can join Chuck Norris in business and sell weigh lose exercise machine together. They should call it:
“THE HUCK & CHUCK TOTAL LOSER GYM”.
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TBTJan 22nd, 2008 - 04:09:29
Lets be fair and have some John McCain facts:
If you have 5 dollars and John McCain has five dollars, John McCain will give your five dollars to Israel.
There is no 'ctrl' button on John McCain's computer. John McCain is always under AIPAC control.
Israel pays John McCain 99 cents every time he sings 'Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran'.
John McCain can lie with his eyes open.
John McCain can eat just one Lay's potato chip....when AIPAC tells him too.
John McCain destroyed the border partol, because he only recognizes the element of amnesty.
John McCain can start two wars with one order from Isreal.
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