Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong, May-December romance

Beltway GregNov 1st, 2007 - 20:55:22

In this situation the aptly named Lance Armstrong is clearly at a disadvantage.

Presumably she has two ovaries while the entire planet is aware that he only has one testicle.
Ashley has most of the money in the world while he only has a sad $10 or $20 million.
This story is truly indicative of how far so-called journalists will go to create a story.
Lance is handicapped and an inspiration to all cancer survivors. Some run marathons, some win the Tour de France, some decide to stick it to every available woman on the planet under 50.
Some do all three. Lance is truly an inspriration to all testicular cancer survivors. He lives to show us all that we can, despite all odds to the contrary, succeed where others have failed.
I'm asking that all cancer survivors or possible all survivors of any disease in any country at any time to stand-up and fight when others like our brother Lance are threatened. Remember, if they'll go after Lance Armstrong, they'll go after anyone. Next thing you know they'll start blaming our president for the problems in Iraq, but I digress.

Brother Lance, we're here for you, an army of millions, devoted and inspired by you and your actions. Keep a drillin' bro, keep a drillin' be that 'Train Kept a Rollin' All Night Long.'

Till your call, I remain Beltway Greg.

PS. Let's see, your next conquest, how about the Everest of crazy chicks, Britney Spears.
What a couple. Lance Armstrong and Britney Spears.

PSS. Remember to always wear a helmet when riding.

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huh?Nov 1st, 2007 - 23:29:13

I thought he had better taste than that. The man's an inspiration, but if this story is true, it makes me wonder about his current state of mind.

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also rememberNov 2nd, 2007 - 01:43:42

to always wear a condom when fooking

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RigabambooNov 2nd, 2007 - 02:02:01

I think lance has a Miss Piggy fetish.

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