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Mr. TonkOct 8th, 2007 - 15:18:40

Inside job. No question about it. Why would they only take the tapes, and not jewelry, DVD players, etc.

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D00dOct 8th, 2007 - 15:26:31

Mr. Tonk raises a valid point; however, the thieves may have known that the lucrative nature of that which they took would be (a) far more valuable; and, (b) harder to trace than stolen (and often serial numbered) merchandise. Even gemstones now are micro-laser inscribed with a serial number....but I'm pretty sure that her raunch collection is not.

As they said on Fark: The next few weeks will be interesting.

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BrianOct 8th, 2007 - 15:29:48

'pictured clutching The Zohar'

How pathetically transparent. Does anyone other than celebrities carry around books to advertise their own development? And always oh-so-coincidentally held so that the cover is clearly visible?

'You can't judge me, look how spiritual I am!'

Does Kaballah include Red Bull and Vodka recipes?

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SumwutinstristiddOct 8th, 2007 - 15:41:10

I'd Hit It!

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GlenhollowOct 8th, 2007 - 16:21:29

Yuk! There isn't enough beer in Milwaukie to make me want to bed down with that skank!

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BongSoloOct 8th, 2007 - 16:55:26

This is grand. Now Eastern European porn sites will have for fodder for pop-up adds...

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LOLOct 8th, 2007 - 17:03:10

'clutching the Zohar'

Jews all over the world are heaving. Modern cult-like Kabbalah is Scientology for rich and desperate Goys and a few Jews - meant strictly for Jewish males over 40, not Madonna, Demi and Britney

pathetic!!

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JoshOct 8th, 2007 - 17:23:59

'Inside job. No question about it. Why would they only take the tapes, and not jewelry, DVD players, etc.'


Hmmmm, let's see. A DVD player you could resell for maybe $50 or a sex tape of Britney Spears worth probably a million dollars. Why bother stealing electronics? That would be like robbing a bank and stopping to steal the money from the gumball machine on the way out.

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SpritleOct 8th, 2007 - 17:36:37

hey wasn't Kabbalah was one of the bad guys on 'Speed Racer'?

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l337 d3wdOct 8th, 2007 - 17:42:26

nice

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Agree........Oct 8th, 2007 - 18:20:23

an 'inside' job alright - Britney's probably behind it - hey, ya all, more publicity!

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J. Random SchmoeOct 8th, 2007 - 18:30:17

Inside job???

OJ Simpson, white courtesy phone...

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leave her aloneOct 8th, 2007 - 18:55:36

she's a human!!!!!!

I just hope that this doesn't turn into a 'maybe we pushed her too far now that she's offed herself' story. She needs someone to tell her that after you lose your kids to substance abuse issues maybe hanging out at trendy nightclubs until 2AM is not the best road to recovery.

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Thieves Like Vultures – Circle BritneyOct 8th, 2007 - 19:18:21


There was a vote the other day on TMZ on whether Britney would be going out that night - and obviously she did - some thieves knowing this broke in and robbed her house.

Good news about MOM and Britney's reunification - everyone is worried.

No one wants to see Britney turn into Whitney H.

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JALOct 8th, 2007 - 20:07:31

Sorry - everyone is NOT worried about Britney - there are many more important things and more deserving people to think about. Reading about her is like reading a bad book - only cheaper!

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NialiOct 8th, 2007 - 22:04:55

No one is worried. Random thieves don't break into a $6 million compound owned by a mid-20s sex symbol; it's easier to sneak into Fort Bragg. It's an inside job; the Internet will probably see 'steamy' photographs, but no video. In other words, the parts that rekindle interest in Britney's body (at least for some), but not the actual-contact footage that would complete her transition in our minds from 'tawdry' to 'uberwhore.'

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Eduardo MolinilloOct 8th, 2007 - 23:26:13

Being an utterly vacuous bimbo with a totally empty life I guess now qualifies you as 'newsworthy.' Why did I bother to read this.?..for the same reason that I stare at car wrecks.

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lulzskiOct 9th, 2007 - 02:20:08

i'd fap then sell the tapes word

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humbert humbertOct 9th, 2007 - 11:55:05

Brian: 'How pathetically transparent. Does anyone other than celebrities carry around books to advertise their own development? And always oh-so-coincidentally held so that the cover is clearly visible?'

Eric Cartman: '..College Know-it-all Hippies.'

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unnnnnnnnnnnnnnOct 9th, 2007 - 16:07:50

i hope it's the one with fred durst plastering her tits with his mangoo. i can't wait to see that

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