Mr. TonkOct 8th, 2007 - 15:18:40

Inside job. No question about it. Why would they only take the tapes, and not jewelry, DVD players, etc.

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D00dOct 8th, 2007 - 15:26:31

Mr. Tonk raises a valid point; however, the thieves may have known that the lucrative nature of that which they took would be (a) far more valuable; and, (b) harder to trace than stolen (and often serial numbered) merchandise. Even gemstones now are micro-laser inscribed with a serial number....but I'm pretty sure that her raunch collection is not.

As they said on Fark: The next few weeks will be interesting.

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BrianOct 8th, 2007 - 15:29:48

'pictured clutching The Zohar'

How pathetically transparent. Does anyone other than celebrities carry around books to advertise their own development? And always oh-so-coincidentally held so that the cover is clearly visible?

'You can't judge me, look how spiritual I am!'

Does Kaballah include Red Bull and Vodka recipes?

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SumwutinstristiddOct 8th, 2007 - 15:41:10

I'd Hit It!

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GlenhollowOct 8th, 2007 - 16:21:29

Yuk! There isn't enough beer in Milwaukie to make me want to bed down with that skank!

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BongSoloOct 8th, 2007 - 16:55:26

This is grand. Now Eastern European porn sites will have for fodder for pop-up adds...

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LOLOct 8th, 2007 - 17:03:10

'clutching the Zohar'

Jews all over the world are heaving. Modern cult-like Kabbalah is Scientology for rich and desperate Goys and a few Jews - meant strictly for Jewish males over 40, not Madonna, Demi and Britney

pathetic!!

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JoshOct 8th, 2007 - 17:23:59

'Inside job. No question about it. Why would they only take the tapes, and not jewelry, DVD players, etc.'


Hmmmm, let's see. A DVD player you could resell for maybe $50 or a sex tape of Britney Spears worth probably a million dollars. Why bother stealing electronics? That would be like robbing a bank and stopping to steal the money from the gumball machine on the way out.

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SpritleOct 8th, 2007 - 17:36:37

hey wasn't Kabbalah was one of the bad guys on 'Speed Racer'?

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l337 d3wdOct 8th, 2007 - 17:42:26

nice

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