Tom Cruise splits

DimitriJul 24th, 2007 - 14:18:16

I would like to extend my gratitude to the fine folks at People for bringing me this very useful information. I would also like to say kudos to Tom Cruise's publicist for being awesome enough to write a press release about her client's flexibility. I would also like to thank myself for wasting my time to write this comment. Finally, I would like to thank everyone out there who may bring this little factoid up during dinner conversation.....please think before you speak, you will then realize that this is retarded.

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TheJul 24th, 2007 - 15:29:31

article didn't say if Tom could get back up or what condition his pants were in.

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DebJul 24th, 2007 - 18:55:54

It sound like everyone had a great time I just don't know why we had to know this.

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cathJul 24th, 2007 - 18:57:45

It sounds like everyone had a great time. I just don't know why we had to know this.

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ITS just my sister acting dumb.Jul 24th, 2007 - 18:59:41

She posted the same thing as I did.

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TyJul 24th, 2007 - 19:32:13

This is so nice.

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Not a Cruise lover.........Jul 24th, 2007 - 20:03:56

he is the usual 'ick' factor!

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JohnJul 25th, 2007 - 00:45:20

I feel so dirty and ashamed for wasting 5 minutes of my life reading this useless garbage.

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mimJul 25th, 2007 - 01:47:47

Splits? Make a wish!

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danJul 25th, 2007 - 10:24:05

at least he did'nt smash his balls on the floor.
thank god for that,,,,

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cateJul 25th, 2007 - 15:13:42

I guess he was trying to come up with his own version of sausage and mash.

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Tom CruiseJul 25th, 2007 - 16:07:10

I love me.

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Last PostJul 25th, 2007 - 16:18:36

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha....good one. Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

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hmmmmJul 25th, 2007 - 17:42:58

Scientology friends let him do the Splits??? Did he get permission??

Was he emitting bad energy(gas) when he was doing the splits??!!!

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DO NotcareJul 25th, 2007 - 18:10:09

I on earth makes you think he has balls

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