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Jessica.. I will send you my pictures!!Jul 7th, 2007 - 08:05:35

Just give me your email address and I will email them!!! Also if you like I can send 'tribute' pictures where I have come over your photos. Please I have a good one!

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dragnetJul 7th, 2007 - 14:49:21

How stupid is this girl, she is comparing apples and oranges. I'm sorry but every one knows that nipple does not equal penis, unless your really that dumb. Vulva and or vagina equals penis but men's magazines are not filled with vulvas and or vaginas. Their is allready equality jessica is just so stupid she can't see it, their is plenty of topless men in womens magazines, if she really wants to see a bunch of men's things she should just go buy some gay porn, why am I even wasting my time responding to this idiots comment?

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AgreedJul 7th, 2007 - 15:55:52

yeah...that is pretty dumb. There are plenty of magazines out there with naked dudes. It's called PORN !!
The magazines like Maxim and Stuff have tasteful pictures of beautiful women in lingerie and bathing suits.
If you want spread eagle shots go buy one of those spank magazines.
I have a wife so I cannot buy Penthouse so I buy FHM or Maxim. I get the same thrill as looking at nude broads by looking at these outrageous women in thongs covering just enough up to not make it PORN.
I think Jessica is still a little childish and innocent to really understand
the differences.

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Curious CatJul 8th, 2007 - 00:30:16

The girl is just dumb period...and a horrible actor. Hot looks and a tight ass doesn't necessarily mean you have talent or brains.

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KariJul 8th, 2007 - 03:41:05

Get a reporter anywhere near some of these celebrities, and they will say anything to the point of almost describing their last bathroom visit!

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dennisJul 8th, 2007 - 21:25:59

between you and me guys..you can have the talent and brains!..she's gorgeous..all the negative posts are probably from women envious o her.

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AgreedJul 8th, 2007 - 22:47:19

....agreed.

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MamanfloJul 14th, 2007 - 19:54:57

I would pose naked and hard for you any day anywhere you want. You are beautiful, talented and obviously inteligent. I wish more women were like you.

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rukiddinmeJul 17th, 2007 - 19:06:20

ok, i know exactly what she is saying. it is not right men get to drool and ook at half naked chicks in almost every magazine they get. maybe it is not intellient to say i want to see penises, but what about some sweaty hunks in some really tight pants outlining their packages? we want some eye candy too!! maybe if we had some candy of our own, then maybe guys would have something to try to compare themselves with. cmon not all women have huge ta-tas and perfectly shaped bodies. But that is all you guys are shown, what do you think that makes your wives feel like? I tell my hubby if you need to stare and gulk over some chick tryin to look like a hooker, then dont worry about my touch, my naughty little clothes, some dirty talk, or watching me dance or ride the bull. Her comments were misunderstood.

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PureZephyrJul 21st, 2007 - 10:33:41

In response to anyone who says 'a penis doesn't equal a nipple'

thats not really fair guys, Men don't have a third 'private Part' we have penis and ass whereas women have breasts, vaginas, and an ass. so just because men got the good side of the deal, we can't blame jessica for her desire to see Something besides an ass (which would leave a penis), because even though no one ever says it, an ass is an ass whether its on a guy or a girl.

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woooAug 10th, 2007 - 08:15:34

Baby giv me ur email i'll send u sum images

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Doc123Aug 25th, 2007 - 14:45:24

She's just saying what a lot women are thinking. Those calling her names are probably uptight puritanical types who see sex as dirty or bad, and are probably control freaks as well. God forbid a young, beautiful woman actually say that she likes to look at a well-made male body. AFter all, everybody knows that women are supposed to be dressed in burquas and keep their eyes downcast at all times, or society will go the way of those western devils. Sheesh, lighten up!

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yeah but....Aug 25th, 2007 - 16:51:30

Her comment to the media about magazines .....all she has to do is go to the news stand or stationary store. She can buy a magazine with just what she wants.

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eddieAug 25th, 2007 - 19:39:58

fook the whole bunch of you sicko's

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Princes-n-luvOct 4th, 2007 - 23:46:16

i totally agree with jessica on this one. guys get all the good stuff! you get to see topless women doing sexy poses and what not. all us women get, is a man in some dirty jeans and a cowboy hat (so hott!) but is it too much to ask for a little more of a 'show-n-tell?' so cut her some slack! there is nothing wrong with wanting to see some more action!

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Chaiwat KosatanakomNov 27th, 2007 - 04:05:45

I is very difficult to find Jessica alba's nude picture. There is very difficult to find even a picture that showing her nipple. What's a good girl!

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BicDec 5th, 2007 - 19:31:41

What does she mean, she won't strip in her movies? She played the title role in The Sleeping Dictionary! Good movie, by the way.

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EqalzzzFeb 24th, 2009 - 15:31:07

Well, I agree, the world is over run by female nudity and it's like...where's the male nudity?

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dweebApr 19th, 2009 - 12:30:30

Breasts (and hips on a woman)are secondary sex characteristics. Genitals are primary sex characteristics. It's not really fair to say 'I wanna see lots of male primary sex characteristics displayed in mags', just because there are lots of SECONDARY sex characteristics displayed in mens mags.

I'm not actually saying anything new here. In fact, I'm practically repeating what the first or possibly last poster wrote (depending on how the forum displays posts). What's different about my post, is that mine is based on medical designations for/ of sexual characteristics.

So, logically, and scientifically/ medically, Jess doesn't have a leg to stand on (despite having some bloody sexy legs....). As for the people offering to send her pics of their 'units', you guys really need to bed some more girls. Good looking ones!! That should rid you of the urge to post explicit photo's of yourselves to young foolsh actors.

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