Paris Hilton jumpsuit on eBay

sk8rgurlJun 5th, 2007 - 13:53:20

First of all, it's probably NOT a 'once in a lifetime opportunity' because I'll bet this isn't the first jail stint she does in her lifetime....

Secondly, she has her own language? Haha... amazing, she can barely speak English.

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NJun 5th, 2007 - 14:49:13

If you believe this I have some ocean front property in Kansas I would like to sell you :D

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KayJun 5th, 2007 - 15:23:38

Is the world going to be afflicted with Paris status for the next 23 days? If the little lush had hired a driver or been able to understand that you don't drive when your license is suspended and you are drunk she wouldn't be locked up. Let her slink over to sme inmate and speak in her native tongue 'dumb blonde' she'll understand while they rebuild her face.

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Antique RiceJun 5th, 2007 - 16:18:50

This is false.They give you your clothes and it does not matter how well it fits your gonna frickin wear it.Period.And you don't get to take the crap home after.I know a trustie that smuggeled out a pair of shorts they gave him when he was released and while sitting on a beach in them a cop came up and arrested him on the spot for possession of stolen property.90 days.And even if it is true , have you ever smelled a person whose been in jail for more than a week?It is amazing what the lack of fresh air can do to a persons natural smell, no matter how clean you are.

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I'm a huge fanJun 5th, 2007 - 16:22:32

It would be criminal if we don't receive a day by day account of Paris' trials and tribulations in that jail. How anybody could NOT be interested in this story is way beyond me.

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ooooooh!Jun 5th, 2007 - 16:39:23

paris behind bars. now i have to think about her scent after/while incarcerated. my god how much more arousal can one man take? i'm gonna pitch my tent right here!

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stopJun 5th, 2007 - 17:45:01

How would you feal if this was you or one of yours.

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johnJun 5th, 2007 - 19:33:19

hot hot hot

we all knew paris had a special language-- blonde retard. not like that's news.

i work for hollywood zombies (the same people who brought you Garbage Pail Kids) and they have a new set of trading cards that showcase the hollywood undead, as zombies. check out paris if she were to rot in jail and rise from the 9th circle of hell with a face full of maggots. check out Paris Hellton @ www[dot]hollywoodzombies[dot]com . do you think tinkerbell would chew on her bones?

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D....dogJun 5th, 2007 - 19:35:21

I can' believe people dont' have any sort of life that people would be interested in the daily Paris Log. What would this stupid spoiled Bit#* do without our attention? She'd be nobody..in fact, she's nobody now. I say put her in the general population and I can guarantee she'll not drive under suspension again.

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soJun 6th, 2007 - 01:08:18

what is she wearing?

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DByrdenJun 6th, 2007 - 08:43:11

I wonder; in her police identity photographs, is her head turned at 45 degrees like always?

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Baggy Pants in PrisonJun 6th, 2007 - 20:45:13

Clothes that don't fit are prison fashion... See 'Gangsta Rap'... you go to P they give you some too big jeans... the food is rank and all there is to do is work out. Belts are not allowed cause of all the stranglin and hangin in jails... next thing you know, pants around the a** and the rest will be history...

I predict orange jumpsuites will be all the rage on the fashion catwalks for the convict cum heiress set.

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mannyJun 6th, 2007 - 20:58:47

Anyone up for another series: 'The Simple Life 2: Behind Bars'?

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bearclawJun 6th, 2007 - 21:05:10

It isn't her own language, every drunk speaks this when they drink too much!

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