'Princess Celestia' Heche claims husband a rabid onanist

Once describing herself as Princess Celestia on an alleged drug fueled meltdown post Ellen breakup, actress Anne Heche now claims that she deserves sole legal custody of her 5-year-old son Homer because her soon-to-be-ex husband, Coley Laffoon, masturbates way too much. Anne Heche - Westwood, CA © Glenn Harris / Photorazzi

Anne Heche - Westwood, CA © Glenn Harris / PhotorazziIn court papers filed earlier this week and obtained by who else, Internet police TMZ.com, Heche claims that she can "no longer ignore an escalating pattern in Coley's behavior, including a particular preoccupation with sexually graphic material and masturbation."TMZ claims in her previously file documents, Heche stated Laffoon "dumps Homer at day care or with a nanny and watches porn and plays ping-pong all day."Laffoon counters the claims and says Heche is "delusional" and "is more concerned with her career than caring for their son," reported TMZ.

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