Paris Hilton's short sentence

MarkMay 11th, 2007 - 21:59:46

OH! Thank you, thank you, thank you!
It's been a hell of a long week for me and the line about the 'Save Paris' rally in NYC that only three people showed up for gave me most needed laugh I've had in ages!
And of course they're going to whittle her sentence down to nothing in the name of prison overcrowding. It's how they can save face while still catering to the rich and the spoiled.
I'm sure money changed hands while her lawyers worked out that deal.
So Paris will serve maybe three days and then show up on Oprah as an exclusive interview (in a new Zac Posen dress just for the occasion) and share with us the unimaginable horrors she suffered. All this leading up to the book deal of course.....

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