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By Stone Martindale May 7, 2007, 14:49 GMT

Paris Hilton's flack falls on his sword, takes the hit


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Beth VMay 7th, 2007 - 15:29:41

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Drive drunk ~ pay the price you spoiled brat!!

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TomMay 7th, 2007 - 15:32:52

If she signed a legal document without reading it, she is stupid.

If this were someone without money, it wouldn't be an issue. They'd go straight to jail without passing go.

The law applies to everyone, including the privileged.

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KamMay 7th, 2007 - 15:34:40

Absolutely correct Beth!
Poor little rich girl got what she deserved and in true Paris form, blames everybody else but herself. I wonder if any of the other drivers who were on the same road as the drunken tramp were on their way to stay at the nearest Hilton?
Hopefully she will grow up while in jail.....naw, she won't.

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lalaMay 7th, 2007 - 15:37:02

that girl has all the money and no class. she has the power to make a difference in the world but uses her wealth to be an example of how not to be. what a waste. perhaps one day she'sll grow up and become wise...

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zenzimMay 7th, 2007 - 15:39:31

She is spoiled, and stupid. See when you party every night of the week and then drive you're bound to get busted. Everyone saw it coming except her. I am glad to see the legal system act fairly despite her wealth. She should just consider herself lucky they didn't take a urine sample cause all the drugs would have shown up. Enjoy your youth and beauty now Paris, cause in 10 years your going to be a very weathered and burned out hag.

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Hey ParisMay 7th, 2007 - 15:39:36

Welcome to the simple life.

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DEATHMay 7th, 2007 - 15:40:23

GIVE HER THE DEATH PENALTY! :) Honestly though, I have a few friends who have gotten D.U.I.'s and have suspended licenses. THEY DON'T DRIVE BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL! It's about time she served some time. The little brat deserves that sentence.

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JennaMay 7th, 2007 - 15:42:18

What about the word 'suspended' doesn't she understand???

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mmmhmmmMay 7th, 2007 - 15:43:56

Paris Hilton better watch her back in the Century Regional Detention Facility, visitors who were at the jail yesterday warned.
'If you act like you're all high-class and uppity,' Denise Chavis said, 'you're done.'

About 150 men and women were waiting outside the jail yesterday - along with Chavis - to see family and friends. Many said they believed the 26-year-old Hilton was in for a strong dose of reality.

'My ex-wife got beat up and got a black eye in this place,' said a man, who declined to give his name out of fear of retribution against the woman.

And Hilton better hope the inmates don't remember the videotape broadcast widely on YouTube that shows her mocking Jewish and African-American people. 'She better learn to bite her tongue,' he said.

If she does report to the jail, Hilton will likely be living in a one- or two-person cell and segregated from the general population for her safety as a high-profile inmate.

A woman who gave her name only as Melanie and whose mother is in the jail on a narcotics charge said Hilton better thank her lucky stars for the extra security.

She said the general population showers together and that a large group of 'very masculine lesbians' prey on them.

'This is bad,' she said. 'She's not going to make it.'

Hilton will have to say 'goodbye' to dye jobs and cosmetics and 'hello' to five-minute showers once a day.

Her friends and family will only be able to talk to her through glass and her phone calls will be made on the jail's closely monitored pay phones.

Purse-pooch, Tinkerbell, will not be allowed to visit. And forget those designer duds she bought on Rodeo Drive.

In the big house, Paris will have to make two pairs of socks, one bra, two pairs of panties and two blue jumpsuits last for a week.

'You have to take your underwear and wash them out in the shower,' said Chavis, whose sister has been in the jail for the past month on a stolen car charge. 'The only thing you're allowed for makeup is a lipliner.'

Hilton also won't find any 600-thread-count sheets or chocolates on her pillow.

Instead, she'll get a stainless steel cot topped by a thin mattress, one thin sheet and one scratchy wool blanket.

'The bedding is very minimal,' said Debbie Day, whose 25-year-old daughter is locked up on a counterfeit bill charge. 'And my daughter says the food is disgusting.'

Paris would start her days in jail with a hard-boiled egg, a bowl of cold cereal and a small carton of milk.

And for lunch?

'They get baloney and bread with either mustard or mayonnaise, sometimes an apple and some watered down juice,' said Chavis. 'For dinner, they do get a hot meal.'

Suzanna Twaite, who was at the jail to visit a friend, said she hopes Paris gets no special treatment. 'I think she should be housed with the general population,' she said. 'I think she should find out what it's like in here.'

Nick DiOrio said that his 40-year-old girlfriend is currently in the jail. 'She says she'd rather be in state prison than be here,' he said. 'This is worse.'


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Mary K.May 7th, 2007 - 15:46:11

She finally admitted that she can't read!!

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jbMay 7th, 2007 - 15:46:45

What a dumb person!!! Do the crime-you do the time you stupid idiot.

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MarkMay 7th, 2007 - 15:47:51

Bwahahaha...

You have to love this stuff. This is the reason why the American Empire is crumbling. Think Rome, near the end, probably a case then involving some rich Heiress and her cart-driving drunk.

Welcome to the end all.

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ReunpackMay 7th, 2007 - 15:48:04

She shouldn't be held responsible because she was given the wrong advice. Poor thing doesnt deserve this kind of abuse. She should pay a hefty fine at most. Look at O.J. he killed 2 people and got away with it. 'If told the wrong advice, a hefty fine should suffice.'

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Mai MaiMay 7th, 2007 - 15:49:18

Rich people act stupid just like the rest of us. But still, 45 days in jail is severe and cruel - rich or not.

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hollywoodpersonMay 7th, 2007 - 15:50:36

Mintz has one less headache and that slob of an 'heiress' can get back to doing drugs, drinking and slutting around. I've seen her do it firsthand. Perhps she can't comprehend that actions result in consequences. She'll serve an hour of her sentence, but I wish she'd serve 'real' time.

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StanMay 7th, 2007 - 15:53:00

She took legal advice from who?

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The HammerMay 7th, 2007 - 15:53:53

It's about time she gets a dose of reality. She is utterly despised by a majority of the population because of her personality, her 'I don't care' about anything attitude, and her 'prima-donna' attitude'. It's been proven over and over again in history that life is not nice to these people over time, they all pay some form of retribution for how they are. Karma is going to bite her so hard in jail. I can't wait and see this through!

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Rayoohoo@yahoo.comMay 7th, 2007 - 15:54:05

You can drive on a suspended license but you must make no moving violations or else you will be caught. No driving at night without lights, no illegal u-turns, no more than 5 mph over speedlimit, and you must stop for old or stale yellow lights.

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JenMay 7th, 2007 - 15:55:06

It's funny how people blatantly break the law and then lash out on how they're being unjustly persecuted!! What a joke! For a family that has a ton of money, they're sorely lacking in brains and common sense!

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wnnepoohMay 7th, 2007 - 15:56:46

How does Paris think that driving with her lights off at night is work related? Since when is partying all night a job?!?!?!!?

I have no sympathy for her, no respect either. It is sad that she is such an idol to so many young girls. Next thing you know, blue jumpsuits will be in fashion...

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