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By Stone Martindale May 7, 2007, 14:49 GMT

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Nicole RitchieMay 7th, 2007 - 21:16:24

Paris Hilton is out of her mind! I think the ALLEGED crabs from her 'giny have crawled into her brains and are slowly eating the one brain cell she has left. Here's what she told Bazaar in an interview for its June issue. The issue came out before she was sentenced to 45 days in the big house.

'I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They'll just pull me over to hit on me. It's really annoying. They're [the cops] like, 'What's your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?' '

More like they pull her over to 'HIT HER.' She is seriously the dumbest and most spoiled bitch on this Earth. If the cops hit on her it's because they know she's a sure thing. I doubt they ask 'want to go out to dinner?' You don't need to wine and dine that piece to get some. You just need to whip it out.

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larryMay 7th, 2007 - 21:48:10

The legal system should change. It should allow Paris Hilton to pay me to serve that 45-day sentence in women's jail for her.
I'll do it for $1000 a day.

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Poor, poor, Paris - NOT!May 7th, 2007 - 22:25:01

She thumbed her nose at the system and now miss contemptuous must eat chicken.

Based on the reaction of her mother at the trial, it's not a surprise that she has become the woman child she is.


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ObservantMay 7th, 2007 - 22:41:06

Money doesn't buy class, and that is extremely evident in Paris Hilton's behavior since she somehow became 'famous.' After reading about her mother's behavior in court, I can see where the ingrained classlessness comes from. If I were the judge, and Kathy Hilton would have asked me for my autograph, I would have told her that I'd happily sign her contempt of court charges.

I don't care about the fact that Paris didn't kill anyone when she drove drunk. I don't care that the Hilton family has money coming out of their [ears]. The fact is that Paris drove drunk and should have been thrown in jail then, but then got probation, didn't abide by the terms of that probation, and is now going to go to jail, AS SHE SHOULD. They can belly-ache all they want to about Paris being treated 'unfairly', but she is getting her just punishment for BREAKING THE LAW.

If only more California judges had a real spine...

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OutragedMay 7th, 2007 - 22:53:35

What an outrage... Paris doesn't deserve this. Clearly she didn't understand that she wasn't allowed to drive (obviously she would have used a chauffeur if she had known). I don't see why so many people hate her- she's a talented, beautiful, and amazing person. Is this the type of society we want to live in, where we simply throw our stars in jail for making petty mistakes? Paris is globally respected and loved - what kind of message are we trying to send to the world? Locking up our young & talented celebrities will create more problems than it solves. FREE PARIS!!!

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horhayMay 7th, 2007 - 23:05:37

maybe now her 'porno' movie skills will be needed....bad acting won't matter there anyhow.

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flyover territoryMay 7th, 2007 - 23:26:05

Paris,

Look up Josh Hancock on your computer (or have your 'people' do it). Josh was a pitcher in the World Series last year.

He didn't get a 45 day sentence or probation... He got life as he rear ended a flat bed tow truck with lights on - on a clear night. His BAC was .157. I'm sure you have driven with a .157 before.

Josh got instantaneous death and a closed casket sentence.

Listen, take your jail time as the lucky break that it clearly is for you. You can let your crotch cool down, take your VD medicine and get clean from the drugs. This is an opportunity of a lifetime, literally. Give it a shot, you might get a kick out of sobriety.

Oh, and tell your mom to shut her trap in court - that didn't help you out with the judge. In fact, you may want to avoid her advice entirely in the future. She seems to think you live in an alternate reality where people are relieved of their responsibility for anything because they are rich.

Good luck.

When you are done try to show that you are contrite - ask somebody how to do this (not one of your slutty friends). Maybe build a house with Habitat for Humanity or serve food at a shelter for abused women...you will learn a lot.

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MelvinMay 7th, 2007 - 23:29:33

What missing in La Hilton's escapades is her parents. Though it is too late for any parental advise other than, 'Go for the money girl,' this parental turning a blind eye is at the expense of their daughter portraying herself as a denigrate sleaze merchant.
Hilton's mom gets angry at the judge, because she thinks the punishment is unfair, that's one for the law books, probably too much motor oil under the tanning bed has fried away what remaining brain cells of human decency Paris's mom has.
The old adage of, 'Don't worry dear, we can buy our way out of anything,' doesn't apply here does it? Paris shouldn't worry, Lindsey Lohan is fast bringing up the rear and if we're lucky she can join Paris, because how long has Lohan been boozing it up the legal drinking age that would get the rest of us busted.
Lindsey has used up her get out of jail card ala 'Rehab' and if she gets nailed again, Paris's cot will still be warm with the funk of Paris's new found jail friends.
But the way our twisted society lives, Paris will get out of jail and probably write a children's book about her experiences in La La land's penal system. Somebody had to take Mr. Rodgers place.

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The JudgeMay 7th, 2007 - 23:47:46

Ignorance is not a defense when it comes to the law. Sorry she didn't know she couldn't drive (cough). Now she does. Lesson learned.

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Left WingMay 7th, 2007 - 23:53:28

I think jail is too harsh. Community service would be better. The judge should have sentenced her to 45 days of supervised visitation of the homeless in LA where she would have to trim their toenails and comb their hair eight hours a day. That would prove very therapeutic for her.

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JimMay 7th, 2007 - 23:54:01

Oh my god.....reality intrudes.

the entire rest of the world goes to jail for driving drunk, also for driving without a license....why does she (and her parents, who ought to be applauding the judge)feel its unfair ?

GROW UP and live a real life. She got only part of what is deserved.

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LindaMay 8th, 2007 - 01:31:39

Boo Hoo karma caught up with you poor little rich girl. Maybe a new simple life. LOL

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Just 45 days?May 8th, 2007 - 02:21:17

Let her rot in the cell.
I do not see any thing of value that would be lost on the rest of us.
Why do spoiled rich brats get the media attention. There really are good things happening in the world I would like to read about instead.
It is really sad that 'good' doesn't sell.

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tommyMay 8th, 2007 - 02:56:37

mrs hilton no one wants your auto graph. we just want your daughter taken off the streets and thrown in jail. and we dont mind one bit paying our tax money it worth every penny and then some. the judge should order you and your husband to take 5 years of parenting classes 7 days a week. and paris should also be made to do communitey service for a least a year in a homeless shelter and while shes doing this her trust fund should be cut off. her cars taken away and be made to get a job in between all of this for 750 per hr. she should then be made to pay all her bills monthley out of this like the rest of us have too. how dear you snotty privladged people claim that this is crule and unfair . no its not fair that all dear paris gets is 45 days they should throw the book at you all.but shell do it again and then she will serve years and years, then you snots will realy have something to cry about. lets just pray that next time god forbid that it wont be someone innocent that she hurts or kills. you people need a reality check.

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JealousyMay 8th, 2007 - 03:00:01

Is a horrible thing. Get over yourselves already sheeeez.

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tyMay 8th, 2007 - 03:01:02

tommy how right you are, you go brother.

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Bitchie McNooNooMay 8th, 2007 - 03:03:22

There is NOTHING more fantastic than Kathy Hilton ranting about how much they spent, NOTHING as satisfying the long arm of the law finally reaching out and choking somebody with no redeeming qualities, and NOTHING as awesome as imagining Paris having to sleep on an uncomfortable cot underneath a burly, hygienically challenged, tattooed, pierced, and lightly mustachioed cell mate named Bertha. Today, even if it feels kind of bad for flashing its bitchpants, the world is full of glee. VICTORY IN OUR TIME...

Poor P. Pooooooooooooor little P. Prison clothes don't come in leopard, sweet pea. And you probably won't get to use all that makeup, either, but it's just as well, because it makes you look like a wax figurine. As for Josh, don't worry -- he disappeared before your hearing, although I'm sure that was PURE coincidence. But just as a tip for the future, girlie, sometimes guys get sick of dating girls who just can't seem to remember to stop drinking and driving.

Also, seriously, DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE. For real. And don't then keep driving without a license. How hard is that to remember? Maybe you can sweet-talk Bertha into tattooing it to your arm.

At any rate, refill all your prescriptions, Men of Hollywood, and leave no ointment or salve behind. Paris has a month left before 45 days in the clink, and you know she will spend it throwing as many bratwursts onto the grill as she possibly can.

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FarOutMay 8th, 2007 - 03:04:41

I bet a majority of the Paris bashers here watched her video and surfed for pictures huh? She was good enough for you then!

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jayMay 8th, 2007 - 03:11:54

dear farout. ill bet your her number one fan. lets just hope its not you or yours she plows into the next time.

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Jack E.May 8th, 2007 - 03:26:10

Maybe others have gotten away with their crimes, but is that any excuse for someone else not to have to pay for what they did? I don't think a jail term is exactly what will do any good, but why not make her do some community service clear away from any publicity, unlike the sickening Naomi Campbell, who really made a mockery out of her so-called service. Put Paris in a homeless shelter or something on that order and have her 'work' for a change, and have her live there at the same time. No coming and going like Naomi! But I imagine after she appeals her sentence, it won't amount to anything in the long run - money usually talks!

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