Chef Gordon Ramsay freezes his balls off
May 6, 2007, 7:00 GMT
British celebrity chef Gordon Ramsey will be back...EPA/Rick Nederstigt
Gordon Ramsay was so cold during a recent trip to Norway his testicles froze.
The foul-mouthed chef went diving for Giant King Crabs as part of his show 'The F Word' and the cold water had a chilling effect on his genitals.
He told Britain's Closer magazine: "I was in Norway recently diving for Giant King Crabs for the show. It was minus 25 degrees. We came back and I was freezing my nuts off - I swear to God there were ice cubes in my ball bag.
"I won't be opening a restaurant in Norway - it took tree days for my balls to defrost."
Gordon is currently searching Britain to find a new Fanny Craddock.
He is on the lookout for a female culinary genius to rival the legendary chef.
Gordon said: "We've got an amazing project coming up. We are searching the country for a new Fanny."
[to our American readers-there is a planted joke here by Ramsay and the English writers for BANG Showbiz-"fanny" to the English really means p*ssy to them.]
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