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By Stone Martindale Apr 24, 2007, 15:27 GMT

Karl Rove frosts and fumes at Sheryl Crowe


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HumanToiletApr 24th, 2007 - 20:10:07

If Sheryl Crow were even anywhere near me she would never, ever have to use any toilet paper what so ever. I'd take care of that problem for her personally.
wooooooohoooooooooobaby...

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CApr 24th, 2007 - 20:22:37

jeez, i wouldn't think Rove would have a problem with the whole 1 sheet thing since he's a big douche bag anyways.

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RickApr 24th, 2007 - 20:28:50

Ok I'll take this slowly for you... Faulty intel, it was the clinton admin that cut funding and drew a line between the FBI and the CIA... the CIA agent
gee arn't they going to make millions on this oops sorry got side tracked... it was her husband at a dinner party that first said (must have had one martini too many) that his wife was a CIA agent... Katernia well seem to me I read a story a couple of months ago about a woman who just got her power restored from hurrican Andrew (wasn't that during Clintons admin)... Ok sure most admins get rid of judges at the beginning but didn't Clinton relieve a few in the middle of his term right around the monica THING... and the gas prices go and talk to your Arab friends or if thats to far you could ask your senator why there has to be so many different blends across the country that refineries can't keep up this time of year. Rick P.S. oops I forgot the Iraq war wasn't Hillary the LOUDEST for the war stating that her husband was President and would vote for the war....,

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RickApr 24th, 2007 - 20:41:52

GEE I shut up all the Libs time for bed be back later. Rick

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EdApr 24th, 2007 - 20:46:03

Rove and all of the Bush cronies should move to Iraq since it is going so well there. I'm sure the residents would just love having them as neighbors. Can't ruin many natural resources there, we bombed most of them away by now.

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TruthinessApr 24th, 2007 - 20:49:41

Sheryl Crow is not Canadian, you ignorami. She's from Missouri. Get your facts straight.

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Spotted Owl SoupeApr 24th, 2007 - 20:51:37

Sheryl does need to figure out the personal hygene thing but Rove would make any child shrink away in horror by pure instinct. I expect that dogs probably howl when he is near and horses neigh in terror (like in the movie Young Frankenstein). Of course, I don't want to make this personal...

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Maxx007Apr 24th, 2007 - 20:52:46

The name's Max, and I'm an artist, with a penchant for rebuilding old houses and my friend's cars. No one special, whom reads a fair bit, and tries to think about what they say. People must think about what they say. Especially officials in the White house, or any Government. Anyone with a public ear, in fact. Reaction is cheap. Thinking and speaking well, is hard. That's why so few do it well.
maxr4ti at hotmail dot com.

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tigirlApr 24th, 2007 - 20:54:23

Shery Crow is NOT Canadian. She was born in 1962 in Missouri. Can we please stop making jokes about toilet paper and bullying and making fun and pay attention to the real issue--Global Warming. The science has been done. No one argues against this any more except politicians. It is happening, increasing beyond anything natural in the past. Wake up. Katrina is only the beginning.

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W05182002@yahoo.comApr 24th, 2007 - 20:56:54

Antique Rice and The Man: you cannot spell. As for Crow, she needs to go back to Canada.

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Historical TruthApr 24th, 2007 - 21:00:51

It is fair to say that most of the 'Environmental Leftist' have never looked up the evidence available about this planet and the stages it has progressed through over the millions of years. If they had, they would realize that we are in the midst of another correction.

As to Karl Rove's comment about China, well, my son just returned from studying in China and had the opportunity to visit numerous off the beaten path cities. He provided actual pictorial evidence of how polluted China is with photo's of one city where you could not see more than 2 blocks and thatr was in mid day on a 'sunny' day. He and another student tried to jog one day and could only make it a few blocks before their lungs began to burn from the air pollution.

Perhaps the Environmentals should take a trip to China, go to their polluted cities, lands and water ways, then confront the Chinese government in a large protest, play their guitars, drive their Prius to Tinanamen Square to denounce their pollution. Then take a slowboat back from China, because if you really know the truth, the Environmentals are smoking too much of the green stuff.

Also, do we really need to have Laura David fly on a private jet causing more pollution or Sheryl Crow on the road giving concerts? Just mail it in ladies.

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Angel MarkalApr 24th, 2007 - 21:01:15

Rove is a criminal, a modern-day Goebbels that should be put in prison. we're done eating is bs.

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JDigApr 24th, 2007 - 21:02:56

Since I'm not in the position to confront Mr. Rove himself, I fullheartly give applause to Ms. Crowe! This administration does see 'Green' it comes in the form of Cash. Than

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Spotted Owl SoupeApr 24th, 2007 - 21:03:40

I think it is most likely that Sheryl's birthplace has been forged. Everyone knows she's Canadian and everyone knows Canadians are cannibals at heart. What do you think that 'Cuts like a knife' song was really about?

That being said, Hermann (Rove) Goebbells is clearly German. And Gonzales is clearly French as they are sycophants by nature. All insults intended as insults of course!

One square indeed!

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Terrence 'VP Pappy' MurphyApr 24th, 2007 - 21:06:26


Let's see, The fair and unbiased Mr Martingale used these words to describe the 'combatants.'

The Nazi-like Karl Rove: frosts, fumes, combative, anger flaring, exploded with venom, arguments, spat, regurgitated, hardened, removed from reality, went downhill, deluded, illogical, spoiled child, and tantrum. Whew!

The Mother Teresa-like Sheryl Crowe: asks, reminded him, compelled, heartbroken, reached out, and touched. Sniff, sniff.

Yup, fair and unbiased is the perfect description.


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hatcapApr 24th, 2007 - 21:09:12

Here's how you use one square. Tear off a square of toilet paper. Fold said paper twice. now the square (folded) is one-fourth its original size. Carefully tear off the inside corner, and set it aside. Unfold the square. you will note a hole in the center of the square where you tore off the corner. Place your index finger through the hole and clean yourself. Pull the square off your finger, cleaning the finger as you go. Throw away the square. Last, use the saved corner to clean your fingernail. Neat, huh?

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Clean BeingApr 24th, 2007 - 21:11:01

So, I now know how Sheryl Crow gets by with one Sheet of TP, She wipes her hands on other peoples sleeves and Rove knew it! Another Country performer kicks punted on my list of wacko, liberal performers who think because they have the stage they can speak for the few.......Sheryl Corw, meet the Dixie Bitches, you will soon not be playing country.....

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Spotted Owl SoupeApr 24th, 2007 - 21:17:37

I concur. Sheryl should go back to Canada. I'm sure this somehow connects to her not having three square meals ... but like any decent American, I use enough TP to do the job. Sheryl is a traitor to the American back-country with all this one square talk. She's lost the redneck vote for sure! No way is she welcome in my trailer without a good scrubbing. And who does she think she is to touch Rove in compassion, Jesus? She's lucky he didn't possess her like Linda Blair on a bad hair day.

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Randy JApr 24th, 2007 - 21:22:02

Karl Rove has established himself as unethical and immoral - he is truly ruled by the adage that the means are justified by the end and the only ends that are important for him to pursue are those that serve his personal benefit. When America removes Rove, Chaney, and Bush, maybe we can gain some level of respect in the World. Personally, I would like to see Rove, Bush, and Chaney tried for fraud and treason, after they are out of office and can no longer hide behind executive privilege.

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Crow is AmericanApr 24th, 2007 - 21:22:49

Unless Kennett, MO was part of Canada on Feb 11, 1962, Sheryl Crow was born in America, making her an American. I am amused at how many times it is asserted that she is Canadian; did Rush claim this, perhaps? He is often mistaken in his facts.

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