Beltway GregApr 24th, 2007 - 13:23:30

Obviously, Crow's comment was made in jest and draws attention without being preachy to the wasteful ways of our society. For just once I wish the media would devote as much attention to our debt and deficit because in the end that square of toilet paper that you employ to wipe your arse may end up being worth more than our dollar.

Note to Sheryl: 'Give me a call if you need someone to help maintain that fresh all over feeling cause I wanna be your dawg.'

Beltway Greg

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KuntayApr 24th, 2007 - 13:31:36

I don't believe I'd ever shake her hand...

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harryApr 24th, 2007 - 13:41:13

there are never ending ways of getting attention

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unrealApr 24th, 2007 - 13:41:56

Sheryl Crow needs to help starving children or abused dogs.

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Big DApr 24th, 2007 - 13:42:32

Seems like you always get your best ideas while on the toilet...

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Daisy W.Apr 24th, 2007 - 13:44:59

Going back to basic is easy, just have a cup or more of water and a soap it will make you feel fresh all the time you visit.

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JamesApr 24th, 2007 - 13:48:37

Great idea Cheryl!
But why stop there..
I propose banning toilet paper all together..
Your hand works just fine!! It can be washed and reused... over and over...

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Sheryl 'Skid Mark' CrowApr 24th, 2007 - 13:49:36

So that's why Lance Armstrong dumped her. The one-square butt maintenance has gotta have negative consequences for sexy fun time. Putting up with a moonbat hypocrite is one thing, but a moonbat hypocrite with potty issues is just too much.

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JanetApr 24th, 2007 - 13:51:57

I will not shake her hand for a few reasons: if she is not properly using toilet paper, than her hand definetley is not clean. If she is using water instead, than she is damaging the nature and we have to pay much more for water treatment plants. The rest reason is: unlike many people in this country, I feel not comfortable when someone (including her) making no respect to people in office running this country. I live here, and I want at least some respect to president, to govenor, to white house staff, to senators. This is a respsct to me too, becouse I was voting for this people. It's absolutley does not matter if candidates I choose have won or not. This is a face of my country.

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Big DApr 24th, 2007 - 13:55:09

I would like to submit my application to help inforce this limitation. Now is it a gov't job and what are the benefits other than the obvious getting to watch people wipe?

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biodiesel ?Apr 24th, 2007 - 13:55:50

How much water does biodiesel require to make it?

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JanetApr 24th, 2007 - 14:03:26

What do you mean? Her behaviour with at the dinner or me deliberatley cutting toilet paper? This is one more step to the cave period. Getting closer to the earth does not mean exclude all privilages of 21st century. May be taking shorter showers, using the newest dishwasher with advanced technologies, using less heat, but dress wormer in house will help. At the end, where the famouse scientists whis genious solutions to quit gasoline and change forever to alternative energy? I think this is much smarter than smell and clean your mouth with hand or sleeve.
When singing not making you popular, than you turn your head to something abnormal

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JanetApr 24th, 2007 - 14:13:40

The very last question: cutting toilet paper and napkins vs. 3 big trailers for her show? Why is she driving tree trailers? she is using much more gas damaging nature more than using normal on as-need bases toilet paper and one napkin per meal.

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cassApr 24th, 2007 - 14:23:23

What a weirdo. Detachable sleeve!? ONE square!? She's making a fool of herself AND her *cause*. She's just as dense as Pam Anderson and her 'free the chickens' air-headed nonsense.

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idea guyApr 24th, 2007 - 14:26:57

maybe we can wipe with the jewel case inserts from her cds instead...

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roneidaApr 24th, 2007 - 14:34:49

The previous comment about ' Skid Mark' Crow is perfect. It appears that Sheryl is maybe getting too mobbed by fans and wants to get some distance... you got it.

Lets have your thoughts on sanitary napkins , Depends, diapers. etc.

don't forget deodorant,make-up, soap, shampoo. Lets bring back the raw woman look,,,

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enlightenedApr 24th, 2007 - 14:39:48

I always used to think that ugly lump to the side of her mouth was a mole...maybe it's a chunk of beef she missed with her sleevkin.

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T. FergusonApr 24th, 2007 - 20:16:21

Ok.. Please, this is the sole reason why celebs shouldn't be spokes people for something. They're complete idiots. Look at Al Gore for example, telling us to cut back, but his fancy pants mansion consumes several times the national average in energy (electricity, etc).

Celebs should do the only thing they're good at. Being fake.

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SalApr 24th, 2007 - 20:43:11

Who cares!! All that's important is that Cheryl and Laurie are finger banging each other. It's it me or does it seem that something about environmentalists brings out carpet munching? The only global warming I'm seeing these days is the warming going on under these women's underpants.

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HumanToiletApr 24th, 2007 - 21:20:15

Sheryl would never need toilet paper around me. Mmmmmmmm...I'd take care of that problem for her personally.
(Paraphrased from an earlier post)

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