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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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Appears this Crowe has gotten herself a case of 'bird flu' and done flown the CU-CU's nest. Strongly suggest we either vaccinate ourselves now (with a big 'ol pair of ear plugs so we don't have to listen to her) or just grab a gauge and have OPEN BIRD SEASON and all 'eat some crowe'
Wow, lets impose restrictions on cleanlyness, no wonder Lance dumped her.
Holy Cow,
What a nitwit ... good lord ... I am flabbergasted by this out-of-touch stupidity .. no wonder all her 'gentlemen' friends just give her a whirl in the sack and then the 'ol heave ho ... ( blonde headed 'ho )
blondie, please
lay off the dope for a minute & wise up
anyone realize how much CD's are screwing up the enviornment ?
'All the want to do is have some fun' ?? she better clean up that backdoor a little better than 'one square' for the pesky situation I'd like to show her ...
I just used enough TP for 2 months worth of sittings because I have 'pesky' diarrhea....
Her recommendation is a good one, and I'm *surprised* by all the negative comments. She is suggesting *women* use one piece of TP for a number 1. Usually, no more than one piece is required for a number 1 for a woman. It must be men commenting; men may not understand what she is talking about. Men do not use TP for a number 1.
Shame on you guys for misunderstanding and harshly criticizing her thoughtful suggestion!
One to two squares per sitting? Wow. She must have a tight--budget.
Well, she wasn't clear on that Sally, silly.
Oh my God, what a moron.
Many amongst us think the 'earth savers' are kooks of some kind, and statements like this only serve to fortify those feelings.
We can always reverse the wheels of progress and go back to corncobs. This way we can use the corn kernels to make ethanol, and not have the cobs go to waste (no pun intended). While we're at it, lets just find a convenient bush. This way we can just reach over and grab a leaf or whatever, providing you don't live in the middle of the city. But then you could always carry a hosta plant around with you. You would really have a problem if you lived in the Mojave or similar, as I would imagine a cactus would cause you a certain level of discomfort!
Its 'just like a woman' to say 'people should use one square per sitting' and think for one minute that this might be interpreted the way liberal sally a few posts up felt she was 'entitled' to.
Sheryl is 'a boob' (heeh heh)
One square per sitting......??? I think she would most definitly have a breakthrough and be scraping doo off with her fingernail.
On second thought, where can I get three or four bags of whatever she is smoking!!!
no wonder she is making that face in the picture .. her drawers must be a mess ...
I think she was talking about ' Hollywood Squares'.
Maybe we should replace all toilets with bedits...no,wait, that would waste water. Man, it's too bad paper and water aren't renewable resources...oh, wait, they are.
Yet another reminder why these people are entertainers, not leaders. Let's be entertained by them but not take them too seriously. Alec Baldwin for Father of the Year, anyone?
1) Not everyone can do that.
2) You're in a country where that is not acceptable.
3) We're big on infanticide, but save the whales, dolphins and toilet paper?
I don't get it.
Im going to wipe using a whole roll of paper towel ... each time.
I'm a woman and I've heard plenty of other women criticizing her. That's completely ridiculous - one square of toilet paper! Why not just go back to using corn cobs? Apparently cleanliness is not important to her.
Lets see,one square per wipe.Jimney Crickets,why not just do what folks in some middle eastern countries do;wipe their bum with their bare hands and wash them off afterwards?Its not a joke,its fact. They use a 0 squares per wipe system.While we're at it,we'll advocate no tissues for sneezing,just hurl away from potential recipients. In a subway?Point at your shoes,mate!
Im all for conservation and ideas to help the environment,but culture and hygiene must be considered as well.Lets focus on the big ticket items for real reduction,like all those SUVs us yanks are crack-addicted to.Or sales of motorcycles faster than the fastest police cars and killing thousands of young lads per year; what of that?
Well,now I have heard it all !! limits on toilet paper? Is this all she can come up with? I would hate to be the toilet seat she sits on,what a mess,as she couldn't be very clean if she practices what she is attempting to put forth is true of herself! Personally,I think there are better ,more productive avenues to explore. Sincerly Gordon
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