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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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In order to further the message, Ms. Crow should write a song called:
'no matter how I shake and dance,
the last drop's always in my pants'
She has totally flipped out and this proves that too many drugs will take a toll on reality. Too, bad, since I liked her earlier music. Guess she'll be the musical celebrity for Ralph Nader now. Yeesh.
Sally, here is the full quote:
Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating. One of my favorites is in the area of forest conservation which we heavily rely on for oxygen. I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. When presenting this idea to my younger brother, who's judgment I trust implicitly, he proposed taking it one step further. I believe his quote was, 'how bout just washing the one square out.'
In other words, she explicitly said that she is talking about men and women alike. This is the stupidest idea I have ever heard. If she wants to T@ss my salad after, then maybe I'll consider it.
IT SEEMS TO ME THIS SINGER HAS WAY TOOO MUCH TIME ON HER HANDS!!!
Has she recently fallen on her head ? That is the most ridiculous thing I have heard in recent memory. Perhaps ban paper towels or go back to the use of hand kerchiefs, but a limit on TP is ludicrous!...not to mention unsanitary. Maybe Ms. Crow should record another album because she obviously has Waay too much time on her hands. It just goes to prove the old saying 'Think before you talk' she obviously let that one rip without running it through a filter.
what an idiot.
Maybe it's time to try the 'Wipe your butt with your finger and stick it the hole' idea.
Sally,
You need help. Read a book. Take a class. Do something to improve your 'intellect'. May I assume that you Bag Groceries or make sandwiches for a living ?
Maybe she poops little dry rabbit pellets.........
Too bad that a writer used his skills to try and turn a thoughtful act into a one-liner to goof on. I commend Sheryl Crowe for being an adult and being responsible and not afraid to address issues other musicians and actors would not approach. Japan uses a much less wasteful method that leaves you cleaner....water. You've all heard of the bidet. It's time for it to start showing up in America homes. Trying to scrape shil off your arse with a piece of paper is stoneage.
the negative feedback is because this is a nitwit idea. Anyway if guys hardly ever use any at all for *#1* they are actually way ahead for once... if paper conservation was a real issue then what should be addressed are the reams of paper sold to be used in business for our computer driven paperless environment... nobody routinely kept cases of paper on hand until the advent of the pc printer...lets assume this was well intentioned but naive in the extreme.
What about people with serious bowel problems? Like those who are fighting Inflammatory Bowel Disease such as Ulcerative Colitis or Crohn's Disease? What about people who have a J-Pouch in place of a colon? Three squares is not nearly enough when your poo isn't of normal consistency. I think Crow needs to think and/or research universally before addressing the public on these kinds of issues... I know she intends to make a statement that may help 'save the planet' but, really?! Toilet paper?!
She needs more fiber in her diet and seehow many sheets she can get away with!!!
I agree with the other comment thank god they are not leaders and entertainers only!!!
What a moron. She must smell really good, yoo; know wonder Lance kicked her liberal flaky behind to the curb. I used to like her when she first got known, a while back, but now I can't even listen to her 'music'. Why do all these actors and musicicans believe that their relative fame makes them experts on the environment , as well as other political issues? She is a ditzy flake.
lighten up on the kind bud cheryl
I have a suggestion for a substitute...celebrity fingers! These self righteous people use more energy in a day than all the butts in the state of New York and more greenhouse gases come out of bovine butts than all vehicles in North America. I would like to know how singers, actors and politicians get to be atmospheric science experts or for that matter experts on anything. Does celebrity status make one smarter or impart knowledge in everything or do they read chicken bones?
Like anyone with a functioning brain cares about her opinion. I think there are more important things to worry about besides how much toilet paper one uses.
'I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.'
Who is going to be the enforcer?
I knew a schizpohrenic patient once that stuffed toilet paper into his rectum, no joking. He's the ideal guy for the liberal toilet paper cause. In theory he could crap and wipe at the same time. He still had to bathe though, but didn't want to.
Come on! One square??!! I see why she doesn't need TP, with all that **** coming out of her mouth.
In India, Cheryl and Sally would be hosed down with cow urine to purify them after such silly talk.
Wildly,
Indian
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