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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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Big Fan!
Now I visited her site and saw some what I thought to be some useful tips, olive
oil over heated no good, don't drink water out of plastic bottle after it lay in car in sun, etc.
Sheryl please, how can I take what you say in earnest if on Super Bowl Sunday you are hawking hair dye, HAIR DYE. YEOW!
Sheryl,I love ya, your heart is in the right place, but as my kid(4 years old) told me recently following an unexplainable act, 'Dad what was I thinking? I don't know! My brains must have been in my legs.I won't do that again' (she has never seen T.V. and we do not speak this way).
S, you may want to consider the advice of a 4 year old.
Don't do that again, and get your brains out of your legs.
Love the Jersey Guy.
No matter how you jiggle and dance the last few drops will land in your pants. Sheeoot! Men have had to do without paper for centuries and we just learn to live with the embarrassing wet spot on the crotch.
BTW, in Turkey and other eastern countries they don't use paper period. Just a little freshening up from a water tap...
Ugh...as a tree hugger myself she is not helping the cause....get off of my team and join the republicans.
OH my , She talks about the crap that comes out of one end of her, but what will she use to wipe the Crap that comes out of her mouth.
Is it just me....or does someone else think's she walks aruond with a dirty derriere....just a thought...
She is off her rocker. I see next she will put a meter on the amount of water one should use for a shower or wash dishes. Oh who cares if you used the amount and that's it. I don't care of there is still left over food on the plate or still dirt on your arm.
some men do use toilet paper for #1 (if uncircumcised
Obvious for PP, not so obvious for #2.
Unfortunately not all of us can afford a bidet, a vastly superior method of cleaning the crotch area. Most Americans would think it's some freakish, fetishistic practice, while considering it perfectly normal to rub the mess around with wad after wad.
Try a shower head with a flexible hose. What a feeling!
Saves on underwear washing, too.
Wow! Its amazing that such a convenient slur would appear in the media after Sheryl Crow has a public run-in with Karl Rove. That Sheryl Crow... she's CRAZY!!!!
What an amazing coincidence.
And who is going to enforce this? The toilet paper police?
Maybe that new clothing line can also include a new line of undergarments for women with a wicking fabric crotch vs. the cotton crotch and if it's a #1, don't bother with paper at all...just a quick shake (like men), pull up your panties and viola! And for those inconvenient periods we women are prone to have, well, for that, just switch to a pad instead of a tampon and then you kill two birds with one stone, catching everything. But then maybe she believes those products are horribly wasteful as well and that we should all use a little insertable cup to catch the monthly emissions. I would really like to see the shenanigans she goes through with a square or two for this monthly business. And two or 3 squares for the poopies...please, Cheryl, remind me not to shake your hand. UGH, what a moron.
Let's just dispense with toilet paper completely! In some countries they hang a piece of cloth on a nail outside the commode. You use the cloth for your personal clean-up, then rinse it, ring it out and hang it on the nail for the next person.
That set-up ought to REALLY please Ms. Crow!
'some men do use toilet paper for #1 (if uncircumcised'
do you know of any man who goes in a urinal then screams 'oh my god, i need toilet paper!!' , runs from the urinal to the stall to grab some toilet paper with little mister happy bouncing around? No men use toilet paper for #1
I can not believe this. Of all the 'good' Cheryl could be doing with her celebrity voice, she picks 'this!' Unreal!!!! TP is bio-freakin-degradable! HOW COMPLETELY STUPID CAN YOU BE CHERYL? AND SALLY, FOR THAT MATTER!!!! Hey Cheryl, why don't you use your celeb voice to really make a difference and ask that the world puts a ban on something that is non-biodegradable like plastic grocery bags. Heck I get my taco bell food handed to me in a plastic bag. We could eliminate plastic lids on any drinks and come up with something that really would break down in a landfill after 5 or 10 years!
Ever travelled to India? They don't use tp and it's one of the most polluted countries in the world? What a crazy worthless idea!
Wow, she must be one of the lucky ones who does not have menstrual periods.
Yes, don't waste paper but come on lady, get real.
Ha ha ha! that is sooo funny... by the way Sally, what a hell is number 1? Urinate? Well, speak clear. Saying 'urinate' is not breaking the law, and it is a very natural action. One square of TP could work but only for the people that wouldnt mind to have urine on their hands, and then pass it to the door handle and faucet. I personally wouldnt like to touch a faucet or door that has urine residues. I am just trying not to get sick from a strangers urine... Then, it is unpleasant to be at, for example, a bus or plane surounded by women that has not cleaned up properly their intimate parts, which would probably rise odors. Anyways, the best way to be hygienic is by having a bidet... but here in the US those things are a mystery.
Can we say Crazy. I dare someone to try and tell me how many squares to use. Thats a personal opinion. Who in the hexk is going to enforce this crazy idea???and how??? She isn't the brightest light bulb in the pack is she
I can't believe the hostility towards her for this comment.
Yes, it's a goofy idea and obviously unimplementable. She's a singer, though, not a scientist. Singers are generally not known for their brilliant policy suggestions (though there are exceptions). The idea behind this suggestion is appropriate, however. Using less paper for all our daily activities (yes, including toilet paper) is an effective way to help combat climate change. Unfortunately, she just took it to a silly extreme.
I find it odd how the media has latched onto this (admittedly absurd) idea. It's really not that big of a news story.
She has been sitting in bars on Santa Monica Boulevard for too long. Stop drinking and start thinking, Sheryl!
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