Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper

Fat ManApr 15th, 2008 - 05:38:39

Sheryle Crow is an anorexic bimbo who has never used toilet paper in her entire life. She doesn't need toilet paper! Everything she eats comes out the same way it went in. She doesn't shit! She only pukes! Naturally when you purge after eating you won't need toilet paper, She just bows down before the porcelain alter, worshiping the goddesses Ana and Mia, performs her ritual of gagging herself and throwing up, talking to Ralph on the great white telephone! She will eventually die of anorexia. Then the world will be a far better place without that skinny little trailer trash bimbo slut!

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sakuraOct 28th, 2008 - 02:23:16

ok, the one woman i've seen commenting actually agrees with crow...

If anything, lady, i'd say 99% of women need MORE toilet paper than men. Unless you're in the habit of colonic-enema cleansings every week, or have a dried-up post-menopausal uterus (or none at all), I'd have serious doubts as to the cleanliness of a consecutively bleeding, splattery-pissing, regularly sh***ing woman in comparison to any fat, disgusting, beer-guzzling, burrito-chomping man ANY DAY.

Sheryl Crow uses one square cuz she most likely flushes pounds of Charmin wipes anyway

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Sally's UncleNov 8th, 2008 - 20:07:42

One square tp per sitting? A dining sleeve/napkin combo? Really? Why not design a coat tails / tp combo next?

And Sally girl, what guys are you quizzing? Ones with filthy briefs, apparently.

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JessDec 24th, 2008 - 10:45:30

I think wiping with 0 sheets of toilet paper would be efficent. I wipe with baby wipes after a bowel movement. I personally believe when it comes to wiping your ass toilet paper just smears it around and doesnt clean it off. Toilet paper is fine for wiping the cooch, but come on, the ass, really?

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