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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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Sally...I wish you would explain that to my wife, who I have seen wrapping half a damn roll around her hand to wipe up after a few drops of 'number 1'.
Please, Mr. Hardcore, do not use such language. Some of us are ladies here regardless of our ... what you call it? 'CB handle'? My mother taught me ancient origami TP technique of the Shindoo monks. Don't make me use it on you!
Thank you velly much,
Reiko
Can we make bigger TP squares then?
hahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
funny. thats just as dumb as IKEA charging plastic bags
what a knucklehead and another reason why I don't care what comments the 'lofty' entertainers of the world make. They may have talent but sometimes, as in this case, not much else, other than money which makes them feel guilty. The guilt causes them to make stupid comments so they seem more earth/people friendly.
I've asked all my friends and relation to remind me to never, ever shake hands with Ms. Crow.
I sugest her that it will be better, but a little tricky, to use it by the two sides. It sure will be more environmental friendly but a lot unfriendly to her fingers.
Unworthy Reiko's ancestor say:
The inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.
Here's how I did it!
I cut 1 square of soft toilet paper into 9 smaller squares and applied them one at a time gently and carefully on my a s s.
Now I know why Lance dumped her. She is nuts.
It takes what it takes! Stay out of my a ss you poo-poo cops!
TP isn't the problem, it's all the damn home developers that get the green light from the planning commissions to build more homes than we need like crazy (a different type of log). They use more trees than we all do wiping our asses together.
Poor dear. Probably didnt have enough real world male oppression in her life to whine about.
Using unbleached paper for comfortable hygiene is better for the environment than infecting someone else who then takes antibiotics from becoming ill. The paper is far less harmful to the environment than the antibiotics that are excreted in human waste and can kill the sludge digesting bacteria at the sewage treatment plant. Chlorine based bleaching is a worse problem than the creation of the paper itself. Cutting trees is only a problem if you don't replace them.
Using less TP is a place to start with people who are beginning the journey to a greener lifestyle, so each person thinks about each piece of paper in all aspects of their lives and decides if it is really needed or wasted.
Wow, what an idiot Sheryl Crow is. Maybe we should all wipe our rear with hands.
She has officially lost her mind. I could just imagine what she smells like.
Maybe Sheryl should help out the environment by implementing one or more of the following: move into a smaller mansion, donate more of her money to fund research for intelligent alternatives, or allow the paper versions of her lyrics to be used to wipe with!
sheryl,how many buses and trucks did you use on your tour? also,did you have enough beer,wine and water in your dressing room? don't try to be al gore,he's boring enough without you adding to the list
Ok, so 'miss environmental' wants us to conserve on a 'natural' product. Last I knew, paper products were one of the easiest and quickest materials to breakdown in a landfill, due to their natural fibers.
Since she's SOOOOO concerned about the environment, why doesn't she try this. DO NOT produce any more CD's to sell!! Do you realize what's involved in the making of the plastics for the jewel cases, not to mention the CD's themselves? And let us not forget the chemicals used to coat the CD's so the music can be recorded on them. You KNOW those are environmentally friendly liquids aren't they?
Geez, how long are we going to let the people who live, thrive and survive in 'fantasyland' be the ones who dictate policy in this country?
Let's see how she likes it when I take a 'pesky occasion' in her dining sleeve. Take that, hippie!
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