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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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I think a good compromise would be to only use TP that has been manufactured with recycled paper. Forget the limit. Some of the responses were really funny and some were just mean.
We all need to make changes in the way we do things, even the knuckelheaded guys!
Yea, what a joke. First let me ask, are those tires on your bus made out of cornstalks glued together? I assume that is soy oil in it's crankcase. Second, do you perform your concerts in the dark and with no microphone? Because lord knows who and how that electrisity was made.
I think Ms. Crow needs to borrow one of Lance's bikes and peddle her message across the land...Africa to start with.
She is absolutely crazy and gone off the deep end.
I have a better idea - how about stop using paper towels after we wash our hands? I mean, it's water, it will dry off in a minute, and it doesn't stain or destroy our clothes or other things around us.
about Cheryl's idea - the less toilet paper we use, the more often we have to shower - which is cheaper then? TP or a shower? I'd go with TP.
ORWELL????
Let's see Sheryl take a big messy dump and wipe up with one square. It's not gonna happen. What a hipocrit. And how about that suggestion about using your clothes for a napkin. What a pig....
Though I appreciate her efforts--maybe she could direct them towards more practical themes. People with irritable bowel syndrome don't choose to use lots of TP. Maybe she has enough money to travel with a bidet.
A reach beyond her grasp.
Green is Good. Anyone who has lived with a woman/girl knows how much TP they waste to keep their delicate fingers dry. The virgin geeks who chide Sheryl Crow for her conservation are probably living at home where mummy and daddy buy the TP.
Every woman who lives at home or with a partner should be required to buy her own TP, with her own income. Suddenly she'll learn the value of conservation.
Z
I say we forget Toiletries altogether and get the Government to bypass all of our colons with Government Issue Colostomy Bags and build Public Dumping Stations along every Federal Highway. (HINT: Buy stock in Ziploc!) That's the spirit!
can you spare a square? sheryl crow is a stupid woman. she betrayed the very people who gave her a career....and it is only a matter of time before karma gets her for it....
Wow, I've never seen so many people on the same page about a topic. Or should I say on the same 'sguare'
What the heck is a South Indian, buddy? You one of them gul-durned hippies that smoked too much Kimchi? Where I come from, we use you Chum sorts, chopped in buckets, to draw sharks. Attorneys that is, Texas TeePee. My belt buckle is bigger than your pee-wee. Ya crazy wackjob!
Wildly channelling a Texan Jed Clampett...
Indian
Why use any toilet paper. Just use your underwear.
Crow, come wipe my hiney.
I have already been using and implementing a reserved amount of tp for my bunghole. if you pull off one square and fold it into a triangle and then put your thumb in it and wipe downwards you can sucessful wipe and save at the same time. i have been doing this for years and I can make a double roll of charmin last for about 4 weeks
maybe we should limit ourselves to taking only one or two dumps per week.How great having a 'celebrity' telling us how to live our lives I could make some suggestions on how she should live her,s
how about we do like arabs and wipe ourselves with our left hand..
lol j/k
Oh, I am so glad that someone is really thinking ahead......If she would come over and find out how to wipe me for under 3 squares she would be more than a singer and a environmental friend she would be a freakin' genius.....and one hell of a origami artist.....
Looks like I will have to get a bigger purse to carry a roll of toilet paper! When Ms. Crow and all her buddies are successful in prohibiting the amount of paper I can use...I will be prepared. The new morality...laws for toilet paper! Give me a break.
Who is going to restrict this usage? The government? Well, then I propose a Sheryl Crow tax. 99% of her gross income is taxed(she still probably makes more than me) and used to help the environment enforced by the same government. Give me a break.
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