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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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What is that smell coming from the crotch area of Ms. Crow? She needs a couple weeks at Betty Ford.
I now know for a surety that Sheryl Crow has way too much time on her hands, and should probably get a real job. The notion that Americans should be able to use just one square sheet of toilet paper per visit to the restroom is beyond ludicrous. I can only imagine that her meals must consist of rabbit food and that the end result are tiny pellets, leaving little or no mess behind. But for the rest of the world, to use only one sheet of toilet paper would be no different than using no toilet paper at all, and then we'd be left with a serious hygiene problem and an increase in food poisoning. Of course, her idea may serve as a solution to the immigration problem. We would need to import as many laborers as possible to serve as toilet paper police. We could post one at every bathroom door. They could hand us our one allotted sheet, and as you go in they 'd pat you down to make sure you didn't smuggle in extra. But I think I have a better solution than Sheryl Crow, or at least a proposal for her. I'll use only one sheet of paper per visit, if in turn the music industry does its part, and agrees to a measure to ensure that consumers only buy one music album a year. This will definitely cut back on pollution. It would also likely force Sheryl Crow, and other artist who have let their own self-importance go to their head, to get a second job. Then they'd have less time to dream up absurdities and try to foist them on the rest of us.
Thank you for the laugh. TP does not hurt the environment. Quite the opposite. If large trees are cut down, and others planted to replace them, more carbon dioxide is absorbed during the growth process for deciduous trees than at the maturity stage, but I wouldn't expect flighty celebrities who themselves have huge impacts on the environment while jetting here and there and filling the world with cracked non-biodegradable CDs to understand....
I just hope she washes her hands really really well. as a woman i know that one square will get wet and nasty. You can't properly clean yourself with one square. Anyone who thinks this makes any sense is crazy too.
I had the biggest laugh reading through these comments, some great posts here
South Indians do it big with Chumriking.
Get a life. Certianly your assumed celebrity status can put your vocal opinions to better use. How about health issues, cancer, diabetic problems, world hungar, homeless children, lost dogs or even crab grass is more important you goofey woman.
All of you teasing this notion are the cause of our environmental disaster. For once, how about realizing that YOUR personal actions are ruining this planet. Ever consider that virgin Boreal forests are being clear-cut so that us rich Americans can wipe our butts with 'extra soft' paper? What are Boreal forests, you ask? Oh, I forgot, you haven't set foot in the woods since you were seven years old, you lazy fat greedy pigs. I cannot wait until you all choke on your Big Macs, or flip in your SUVs.
put your hands up it's the t.p. police, you've used four squares.
First off, along these lines, we need to outlaw disposable pens, newspapers and junk mail. No, wait. We need to legistlate that you MUST read all the pages OF the newspaper and ask someone if they would like to read it too, prior to recycling. Penalty = death.
Even better, we should recycle all used toilet paper and mandate a blue recycle bin in your bathroom.
Can we outlaw her? Her comments lead to cutting down 25,000 trees from all the people printing her insane comments. Oh my God, would these people shut up already. By these people... I mean... condescending, pompous, overpaid, underworked, Fools. Who elected her to speak?
Freaking Moonbat.
South Indians Do Do it bigg!!
Sally, perhaps you didn't read all the article. I did however. I can tell you that man or woman will use more than 3 squares when them crap. Unless of course you go to some 3rd world countries, where they use theyre left hand or fingers. Now how does that sit with you.
We all need to be a little more aware of our waste.
I think her intentions are good, but maybe a little overkill on the TP amount.
It would be like me saying to her ' we need to conserve energy, so you should only do acoustic concerts by candle light.'
This could cause a national outbreak of 'diaper rash'. I guess we just squat until we drip dry. Oh well, great for the thighs.
Hey,
Let's go back to the outhouse and the sears catlog or use a copy of the Rolling Stones Mag for the extra paper!!
She is nasty. I bet she has a soap and water ban policy too. Would not shake hands with her or want her near my food.
She could be vegan, that saves A LOT OF RESOURCES, seriously.
As I said, this planet has to explode from stupidity! How about this, lets everybody go to washroom with bottle and clean themself, why not, some people do that....
Did anyone notice the second annual 'Green Edition' of Vanity Fair Magazine? It's still chock full of advertisenents for gas-hogging, inefficient luxury vehicles, jewelry, clothes made to be worn only once then disposed, watches made of precious metals (and how environmentally degrading is the mining industry?) and all the other 'bling' accessories so 'de rigeur' for the high resource consumptive 'life style' that is the very foundation of the environmental disaster that's looming. Oh, the irony - and now Cheryl Crow is on about toilet paper? Geez, the 'jet-set' are willing to look every and any where but at their own life choices.
Pfffft! Phooey to that - and - the whole notion of 'celebrity'. These people aren't worthy of anything other than being IGNORED.
Deb.
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