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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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to get 'a clean feeling' many will have to shower. at, at least 2 gallons of water a minute, have you considered the amount of water that will be used.
consider providing money to replace the older toilets with newer types that use less water.
I'm sorry Sheryl, but I'd much rather have a clean cooter and pooter than to end up with a yeast infection or smelling like the dressing room trailer backstage at a Lilith Fair.
I make a deal with Crow. She stops releasing petroleum based CD's with plastic cases and paper inserts, make her music available online for download only, gets her record company to oppose the RIAA's bullsh*t move to charge webcasters and radio stations for streaming music (which is the free promotion that drives her CD sales in the first place) and in return I'll stop wiping my ass for a week and save a tree.
what about when your period comes, do you just drip until it is over? she is a millionaire who has the luxury of that but the rest of us need a fresh wipe. how disgusting!!
I'd hate to be the one that has to wash her nasty drawers. Talk about major 'crack tracks'!
Wow! what a great um idea. But just reading it makes me want to....... never mind. I will try to keep it down to 1 square just as she does. What a hot steaming topic that she has decided to handle. Question: who is going to pay all these bathroom police? Or should we just put cameras in each bathroom? Plus I need details as to what she means that a person might need more than one sheet.
Jeez just make your CD's woman. Stay out of my bathroom. :0
I wonder if she knows that it takes less energy, time, and resources to make a paper napkin, than it does to wash a cloth one, once.
If we aren't all using our shirts as napkins, we could probably hang them back up, and wear them again next week. Imagine, if we did that will all our clothes, less the unmentionables, how many fewer loads of laundry would need to be done.
I think she would prefer to be labeled as an environmentalist versus actually be one.
What a great idea! And instead of flushing our waste away to some sewer plant that we all know is a terrible source of pollution, let's start saving it, composting it, and using it in our gardens.
Maybe she wants us to use leaves instead.
She can use corncobs. This will not hurt her rough a__.
I'm also in full agreement with the above posters who point out that liberalism is a disease that must be stopped. It's self-hating anti-human psychosis that causes you to think in irrational patterns against your own mankind.
Quite frankly, we should lock her up in a psycho ward and let someone else be responsible for wiping her cooze and poop chute.
Apparently Ms. Crowe has never attended to the elderly or infirmed. All people do not have the same needs nor requirements. Thank you.
Personally I don't take any of this seriously. How can anyone really think that they can dictate how a person should wipe their butt. I completely agree that we need to be much more mindful about or misuse and abuse of having 'things', and believe that improvements in recycling is a much more worthy subject!
Dear Ms. Crow,
Enclosed please find two sheets of toilet tissue. I saved them by not using any when I went to the bathroom the last couple of times after reading your idea.
Oh I also saved water by not washing my hands afterwards.
And I am saving an envelope by emailing them to you, though they seemed to not fit so well into the cd slot, so I hope they arrived OK.
-Miz Sue
seriously, what the hell. she needs to get a clue.
next she's gunna be telling us not to use tp at all.
sick.
I suggest she try stuffing...I mean using.. corn cobs for her sanitary needs.
This is how out-of-touch liberals are. Just like Al Gore in his mansion and his carbon credits.
Watch out America.....the Nazi's are alive but now they fly a Green Flag
With all the things going on in our Nation and World today, it amazes me that this is actually news.
All she wants to do,... is use just one.... I got a feeling,... that she's not quite done.
Sheryl is welcome to wipe my butt....
How about mandating that people buy post consumer recycled toilet paper. That way, we don't have to worry about asking someone in the next stall if they can 'spare a square'.
Warning, DO NOT shake her hand! This is you latest health warning! yikes!
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