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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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Keep it up Cheryl Crow. You are exposing your true agenda: To take us back to the 'good old days' where we all lived in mudhuts and rubbed sticks together to make campfires. Shut up and sing. On second thought, just shut up. You are a disgusting human being.
Ok, this is a great idea... Only one square per wipe. However, being the creative genius that I am, I'd like to add this twist. One square per visit, AND flip it over and use the other side too!!! Sheer brilliance on my part if I don't say so myself!
Yes, I've easily doubled the effectiveness of Ms. Crow's original idea. I am a genius.
Wow.. can anyone else think of a more ridiculous statement to make? I guess if you are Ms. Crow and only poop out rose petals this is a great thing to do to save the environment. So, for everyone that poops out rose petals, only one square per visit for you. I love all these 'ONE SIZE FITS ALL' solutions from these self-righteous 'evolved' celebrity personalities. Stick to music Ms. Crow and stay away from my asshole.
For the rest of us that take explosive bowl shattering bowel purging colon-emptying gastro-intestinal tour-de-force style craps, we are going to continue to use half a roll of toilet paper balled up and rolled half way up our arms like a mummy's bandages to clean our wet, smelly, cling-on encrusted asshole.
This has been a public service announcement.
I'm sure Ms Crow, in her efforts to make people realize that they personally have a stake in the environment, didn't mean to imply anyone is restricted from using whatever amount of toilet paper they feel is necessary.
I totally agree with Cheryl. I took a lesson from my dog, I simply scoot on the carpet!!! Save the planet, abstain from TP and scoot like a dog.
Sally is right (read her post); it doesn't take much intelligence to realize that the tip was targetted to women.
Dear Awareness:
She is 'suggesting' it now. If no one listens, she will start DEMANDING. Just wait.
The best way we should all assist Ms. Crow is by sending her our used toilet paper, so that she can recycle or reuse it herself.
It's obvious she does not have a hairy man butt. And 'napkin on a sleeve'? Just the thing to impress a dinner date.
to get 'a clean feeling' many will have to shower. at, at least 2 gallons of water a minute, have you considered the amount of water that will be used.
consider providing money to replace the older toilets with newer types that use less water.
She is a dumbass, use as much as you need!
I wonder what Crow's prescription for enforcement of this limitation is. The peelice department?
O.K. Forgive me but I tried it. One square??? No Way!!! First of all it did NOT work and second---I used an excessive ammount of soup and water to get my hand clean from the very unsuccessful attempt. Gross and wasteful. Forget it!!
I'll stick with whatever amount actually gets me CLEAN.
LouApr 23rd, 2007 - 17:46:09 has it correct. Your fame and fortune provides you no additional expertise or IQ points. Liberalism is a disease and the Sh*T coming from her mouth is one symptom. The other is the hypocracy in most of their arguments.
It's official. Sheryl Crow has gone off the deep end and had her ticket punched to 'Looneyville.' ONE sheet of TP per visit? I suppose she first may want to stop driving those vans, 18 wheelers and all the other GASOLINE operated vehicles to get from show to show. Heaven forbid she use gasoline and pollute the envrionment.
Hypocrite. She's soooo out of touch with reality (and apparently out of TP) that her silly ideas don't seem silly to her. What planet does she live on? Is hygiene a part of that planet's daily life?
On top of it all, since when did she become a scientist? She's a frickin' musician. That's all she is. She doesn't have doctorates in environmental studies. She is super wealthy singer who is out of touch with reality. Money doesn't corrupt 'absolute' - it corrupts the mind and has people thinking 'I know what's best for the world.' In Crow's case, it's minmizing TP for everyone.
Here's an idea.....don't buy her crap music. Let her move to some nation that has a shortage of TP. She'll feel right at home, but she'll stink to high heaven.
to get 'a clean feeling' many will have to shower. at, at least 2 gallons of water a minute, have you considered the amount of water that will be used.
consider providing money to replace the older toilets with newer types that use less water.
Celebs say a lot of crap, literally, but don't do what they say. What about Travolta and Gore with their private jets but complaining about global warming. The more they say, the more of a joke they are.
I think I hear Maria Carey whispering suggestions in her ear!Cookoo!
to get 'a clean feeling' many will have to shower. at, at least 2 gallons of water a minute, have you considered the amount of water that will be used.
consider providing money to replace the older toilets with newer types that use less water.
to get 'a clean feeling' many will have to shower. at, at least 2 gallons of water a minute, have you considered the amount of water that will be used.
consider providing money to replace the older toilets with newer types that use less water.
Perhaps we could save even more tissue if we would blow our nose on our sleeve?
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