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By Stone Martindale Apr 23, 2007, 15:56 GMT
Sheryl Crow's war on toilet paper
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Sounds like Sheryl's got far too much time on her hands. Maybe she should get a new boyfriend. I'd love to see how she'd propose to ENFORCE this one. Hahahahaaaa!!!
Well, Sheryl Crow must be related to rabbits being a lagomorph and poohing pellets. Yes, little hard ones don't need wiping...and I guess when we wipe the urine off the toilet seats, that TP doesn't count? One square? She must be using Cottonelle baby wipes and they must NOT be flushed...but one little square from my major supplier means a major unclean situation. What an idiot and she is promoting a green earth. We don't need her.
Are we going to be allotted X amount of squares per day? or will someone be watching us take a dump? The Crapper Cops perhaps. What an idiot....why are we forced to listen to the nonsense spewed from every artist who insists on using their celebrity as a way to get publicity for every lame idea that rolls off their tongue? She ..like many other celebrities 'with a cause' has absoulutely no clue what she's talking about. Ideas just seem to roll out of her head as if it were a gumball machine. The only reason it's a headline is that it is sooo unbelievably stupid.
A traditional Christian virtue is moderation: use only what you need, and do not be wasteful. This is the main idea Crow has here (as 'Student' points out). it seems that this is lost on most people here. -Sally
I would not want to shake hands with her
I don't know how she can keep a straight face. I would laugh my ass off talking about limiting toilet paper.
Thanks, Ms. Crow, for showing the world just what lunatics the Hollywood fringe is. Karl Rove was certainly doing the intelligent thing in asking her not to touch him if she's only using one square of TP. I wouldn't want her to touch me either!
You guys are skilled at making anyone sound like an idiot.
She looks like a beeyatch in the picture. She must really be one. That's the whole problem with the extreme left - the want to force their holier-than-thou viewpoints on everyone else. Just don't buy her music.
I was hoping she would comment on the use of bleached paper vs. unbleached.
Of course, companies would probably charge more for the 'extravagance' of not having to bleach their paper.
Anytime someone spends time to work on ways to help save our environment, I say they should be applauded. You don't like her idea, that's OK. How about a positive suggestion. Why do we need to denigrate people we disagree with using such strong language?
LoL.
I'd have to concur.. All this talk about toilet paper, and yet she offers no advice on the population caused by CDs.
I remember thinking to myself, jeez this lady has lost it. I watched her on Bill's show on HBO.I really have nothing majority important to say on this comment, just bored.
This explains why 'moderate Christians' are full of poo. Bad toilet training and worshipping the Green Goblin (Cheryl Crow).
Wildly,
Indian
I love me some Sheryl Crow, butt not enough to get poo on my fingers...
Rove's 'don't touch me' was pretty funny though...maybe he's more of a Foley type?
To follow up, that's the trouble with the extreme right and their capitalist ways. Right anon?
Hey wait, whay don't we only use one square per day... save it for multiple uses... Good gravy lady- people are starving in our own backyards and you are worried about using too much TP. Unreal!!!
Does her proposal also pertain to how many squares she can stuff in her bra?
Yeah, but Jake, she IS an idiot. For crying out loud, how does she propose to enforce this? Will she be there to install a dispenser in MY home, one that will only put out ONE square of paper per sitting? Will I then have to submit a written request for more than one, should I require it? What about 'that time' of month? I dunno about her, but I need more than one square to deal with that. Come to think of it, I need more than two or three.
Sigh. someone please, shake her and tell her not to speak until she's really sure she knows what she's saying.
Stoooopid.
I think this girl is crazy she needs to stick to music only!!!! their is no way you can wipe yourself with one square and I am a women. Cheryl you must smell if that's what you do it's no wonder Lance left you.
Isnt it scary that this silly, out of contex, quote by a rockstar who has said and done hundreds of good things to raise awareness of the REAL issue of global climate change, is a bigger story then the public argument she had with Karl Rove yesterday? Why is a quote she said a long time ago about something so trivial suddenly news today....the same day news of her public argument with Karl Rove broke. Wake up people! Use all the toilet paper you want, but please, please pay attention to real news! Our democracy depends on it.
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