Sienna Miller on Jude, cellulite and fried breakfasts

By Stone Martindale Apr 8, 2007, 17:58 GMT

03/13/2007 - Sienna Miller - wakey wakey eggs and bakey © Solarpix / Photorazzi

All over various UK media sources, actress Sienna Miller and Jude Law are allegedly trading insults at each other.  Once lovers, the two have devolved into slinging mud at each other through mutual friends.

Law and Miller, according to unnamed friends of the pair who have squealed to the Sunday Mirror, say the once amicable couple's "pledge to remain friends" has "backfired spectacularly."

Allegedly Miller's new beau Jamie Burke doesn't sit right with Law, who has allegedly attacked Burke to mutual friends, while Miller has shared her less-than-kind opinion of Hollywood firebrand and recovering alcoholic Lindsay Lohan.

Law, it is claimed, has referred to Miller as "dull, fake and boring", with Miller claiming he is "fat, egotistical and juvenile".  Fat?

The two made pledges of unending friendship, but the veneer has worn down, and the muzzles are off as well.

"They are both angry and bitter. They just keep on trading vicious insults, and keep fighting back and forth," the snitch friend to the Mail.

Miller, in other reports, says she is stymied by "praise" for her figure, when all she does is chow down on eggs, bacon and waffles.

Contactmusic.com cites Miller as being plagued by cellulite, according to her it was the number one reason that prevented her taking on the role of a Bond girl.

"Soon all the burgers will attack my rear and I'll be a whale. "But I'll remain an eggs, bacon, waffles girl. "My so-called fabulous shape is due to airbrushing. I have small boobs and cellulite." said Miller in the contactmusic.com piece.