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By April MacIntyre Apr 4, 2007, 22:42 GMT

Vinnie Jones pulls a Mickey Rourke

Distressing photos are on the internets showing one of my favorite halves of a UK sub sandwich of manliness, (the other half, of course, is Titus-Pullo - Ray Stevenson) the "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" Vinnie Jones, being seen in Hollywood toting a Mickey Rourke-esqe chihuahua and carrying a foofy bag. Vinnie Jones - Westwood, CA © Glenn Harris / Photorazzi

Vinnie Jones - Westwood, CA © Glenn Harris / Photorazzi

Vinnie Jones - Westwood, CA © Glenn Harris / PhotorazziHopefully his other half was nearby and he was just being a gentleman. But if not, the message is clear, (Ray, I am talking to you) manly British men are a hot and limited commodity, please do not come to Los Angeles if you are only going to start sporting a red string bracelet, buying e-meters, or scheduling brow tweezes at Anastasia's. Vinnie is an ex footballer, and he was immediately on my radar after his doting dad slash killer role in "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels." Janet Charlton, one of the better Hollywood bloggers, has this worrisome photo evidence on display at her website. Hollywood-ified-Vinnie

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