Jenna Jameson's moneymaker surgery

Edward Burns Benwood IIIJan 13th, 2008 - 09:17:21

Jenna Jameson has announced that she is, '100% Through with Adult Films'. She is trying to slip out of the porn universe unobtrusively. Her facial plastic surgery is intermediary between the recognizable Jenna Jameson and the totally unrecognizable Jenna Jameson. It will age quickly into a configuration that no one will recognize as Jenna. The botched vaginal plastic surgery is p.r. to explain her quitting porn, other than personal choice.

Since the cover story makes complete sense, the disinformation will make it less likely for investigative 'reporters' to track her in the future.

Ten years from now, Jenn will have changed her name, moved to Europe or somewhere far from Ventura, and no one will know where she is.

She will then live the life of a wealthy lady of taste and honor for the last forty or fifty years of her life.

We have only seen the changes that she couldn't avoid showing us. Imagine her with different hair and twenty-five pounds slimmer.

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