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Kate Moss' NME exit
Mar 2, 2007, 12:10 GMT
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KATE: Hey, Pete?
PETE: Uhghhgojf.
KATE: Do you think that just maybe once, you could NOT look like you are sweaty, faintly green, and moments away from dying?
PETE: Need... blood... of virgins...
KATE: Oh, shove off, Pete, you were fine in the car.
PETE: Why do you always have to kick my good time in the balls, Kate? I'm TRYING to get myself a major motion picture based on my struggles.
KATE: What?
PETE: You don't think I walk around dressed like this -- a cross between Charlie Chaplin and a dying man who's starring in Guys and Dolls -- because I think it LOOKS good, do you? GOD, Kate.
KATE: Well, why are you making me put up with it, then? It's not raining -- there's no reason your hair needs to look like that.
PETE: Because if I'm immortalized on film as a tragic hero, I will become a LEGEND. And that Harry Potter kid is in really fine form right now -- he'd be PERFECT. I mean, he's already stripped naked and pet horses on stage. That's half the battle right there.
KATE: Ooh! I like this idea. Who gets to play me?
PETE: I was thinking Mary-Kate Olsen.
KATE: No fair! She looks WAY more stringy than I do. How about Mischa Barton?
PETE: Not glassy-eyed enough, I'm afraid, pet. Now, stop bothering me. I need to get back into my tragic character. If people don't believe I'm a step away from trying to cut off their hair and smoke it, they'll lose interest.
KATE: Fine, but next time, check with me -- I know some tricks from modeling that can make your eyes look even redder.
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