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By Stone Martindale Feb 19, 2007, 1:27 GMT
Joe Rogan confronts Carlos Mencia at Comedy Store
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Maybe the most disturbing thing about this story is the amount of power that Mencia seems to wield in comedy circles; if a guy with a basic cable show can get someone banned from a venue and dumped by an agent for accusing him of stealing jokes, premium cable's Dane Cook could probably have Louis C.K. killed if he ever decided to grab a video camera and call him out over the 'Itchy Asshole' bit.
hmmm...how about Dane Cook?
or Craig Shoemaker since we are outing the thieves finally?
Listen up, you fat delusional hack, you can't give YOURSELF a f***ing nick name, you no friends having douche bag.
I'm THE TERMINATOR!!! There, I have a nick name now!! The only thing you punish is the attention span of anyone in your f***ing audience with an IQ above 60.
What's really hysterical, is that he talks about a fictional occurrence at the comedy store I nervously watched him in the back of the room, and where me and a bunch of comics supposedly sat around and talked about him for an hour, and then finally in this fantasy scenario, I admitted that he's really good.
I'm gonna be real clear, stupid; that NEVER f***ing happened. the only time any comic, including me watches you, is to see if your stealing material.
Which you DO. ALL THE FU***** TIME.
See, that's why people SAY you steal. Because it's a f***ing fact.
No one is running around saying Chris Rock is a thief, or Dave Chappelle is a thief, or even me for that matter. But HUNDREDS of f***ing comics recognize you as a thief. What... they're all jealous? They're jealous of you and not Chris f***ng Rock? Oh yeah, I forgot... he's not 'The Punisher!!'
I've seen you steal over and over again. I've seen you Steal from Paul Mooney, I've seen you steal from Dave Chappelle, I've seen you steal from old Richard Pryor albums, I've seen you steal from Jeff f***ing Foxworthy.
Oh Ned Holness, I love how you get away with overt racism by pretending to be part of the race you're ripping on!
Adding the patina of lies to it is just icing though - most minstrel comics make it pretty obvious that they're in character, but you've taken it to the next level, D'Onofrio-style. Method Comedy! Found a school immediately, then throw yourself off its roof.
Carlos shouldn't steel the hard work of other comedians, and he should be shunned from the comedian business. But that's what I think.
I think even thoigh carlos stole jokes, joe shouldnt of ruiend the whole show.
Rogan has this big 10' dildo that he bought in 1996, which he took a sharpie to and wrote NED on the tip. Every night for the last 11 years or so, Joe grabs NED, heads to the garage (ok, carport), gets out a prayer mat facing South - the direction of Satan - and shoves Ned down his esophagus, over and over, until he throws up the free catering he mooched backstage at a real comic's show. Joe thinks about how he was owned on the Penn and Teller show because he thinks we didn't land on the moon, and he gets in the fetal position - inserting NED directly into his anus. 'WHY GOD, WHY?' Joe asks himself as he builds up a frothy poo sweat around NED... 'WHY MUST MENCIA TAUNT ME WITH HIS SOLD OUT PERFORMANCES AND TV SHOW, WHEN ALL I'VE EVER AMOUNTED TO IS AN NBC PUPPET?' Joe then limps back to his apartment, all the neigbors watching - and the cute old couple closing the blinds and shaking their heads.
In conclusion: Joe Rogan is a jealous fucktard. His first target was Dennis Leary with this bullshit. When he became bored, Mencia became his new excuse for not becoming successful. Grow up Joe. You have no clue what your 'friends' say about you. Trust noone.
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