Ralph Fiennes Gets Some Complimentary Mojo On TakeOff Plus Bonus Miles!
Can't Blame It On RainMan!
Qantas Stewardess Lisa Robertson must have taken Hotel Anyware's moniker seriously --- 'A Business class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo after takeoff. Feel free to move around the cabin, but please stay inside the aircraft until you land.'
According to Rainman (Dustin Hoffman in the film of the same name ) only one airline, Qantas never crashed; but it did have a mid-air incident on a recent Darwin-to-Mumbai (Bombay) flight. 'The spirit of Australia' now has Hollywood's best frequent flyer program as Ralph Fiennes, seat 2K, got triple xxx bonus miles with Lisa Robertson as he joined the elite group of travelers in the mile high airborne 'shagadelic' club.
Ralph has given new meaning to the free spirited traveler's wanderlust. He was on a five-day UNICEF tour of AIDS-ravaged India to raise awareness about STDs. The global promoter and Ambassador of safe sex has become 'Unsafe Rafe' at any speed.
Harry Pothead got busted by the former New South Wales DEA undercover cop, turned flight attendant/air matress.
Daddy's little girl, Robertson says, '(Ralph) didn't' wear a condom. Looking back it was dangerous behaviour - and pretty hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about Aids. 'But at the time I didn't care. As we were going at it he joked, 'Are you promiscuous.''
Work Ethic In The Toilet
Her dad Graham Robertson, was quoted as saying' Lisa just does her job and if someone wants a cup of coffee and biscuits, she looks after them.' I guess bathroom sex is part of her $24,000 per year job. Check please.
Ba-Bye---Thank you for flying Qantas. Flight crew, you can now return your passengers to their upright positions.
Ed ReifFeb 18th, 2007 - 20:23:58
Ralph Fiennes Gets Some Complimentary Mojo On TakeOff Plus Bonus Miles!
Can't Blame It On RainMan!
Qantas Stewardess Lisa Robertson must have taken Hotel Anyware's moniker seriously --- 'A Business class ticket to cool, with complimentary mojo after takeoff. Feel free to move around the cabin, but please stay inside the aircraft until you land.'
According to Rainman (Dustin Hoffman in the film of the same name ) only one airline, Qantas never crashed; but it did have a mid-air incident on a recent Darwin-to-Mumbai (Bombay) flight. 'The spirit of Australia' now has Hollywood's best frequent flyer program as Ralph Fiennes, seat 2K, got triple xxx bonus miles with Lisa Robertson as he joined the elite group of travelers in the mile high airborne 'shagadelic' club.
Ralph has given new meaning to the free spirited traveler's wanderlust. He was on a five-day UNICEF tour of AIDS-ravaged India to raise awareness about STDs. The global promoter and Ambassador of safe sex has become 'Unsafe Rafe' at any speed.
Harry Pothead got busted by the former New South Wales DEA undercover cop, turned flight attendant/air matress.
Daddy's little girl, Robertson says, '(Ralph) didn't' wear a condom. Looking back it was dangerous behaviour - and pretty hypocritical given that he was going to India to talk about Aids. 'But at the time I didn't care. As we were going at it he joked, 'Are you promiscuous.''
Work Ethic In The Toilet
Her dad Graham Robertson, was quoted as saying' Lisa just does her job and if someone wants a cup of coffee and biscuits, she looks after them.' I guess bathroom sex is part of her $24,000 per year job. Check please.
Ba-Bye---Thank you for flying Qantas. Flight crew, you can now return your passengers to their upright positions.
Ed Reif
http://hotelanyware.blogspot.com/
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