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Paul and Heather strike a deal
By Stone Martindale Jan 22, 2007, 0:55 GMT
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News of the World is heralding the end of one of the most acrimonious divorces ever. Paul McCartney and Heather Mills have finally struck a deal.
Allegedly a "top-secret" deal, Mills smells like a rose and will bankroll almost $66 million. Pretty good return on investment for the short marriage that it was.
Land will be won as well, the News of the World states Heather will also get to keep Paul's multi-million dollar home in a toney suburb of London and she will also get McCartney's posh mansion in Beverly Hills. Now even more British celebrities will be spotted in the hip Los "London" area.
Paul seemingly has been worn down by the whole ugly mess, and his designer daughter Stella, according to unnamed insiders snitching to the UK tabloid, is foaming at the mouth and fit to be tied.
What all this secret deal business really means is that Paul will never have to publicly deny the horrible allegations that Mills brought to light, including the assault charges and prosthetic leg withholding and making her hop about on one leg at a tarmac somewhere. She gets to not discuss her alleged sketchy soft core porn "party girl for hire" background.
Says an unnamed News of the World source, "Their poor dad has been dragged through the mire by this woman, and all they wanted was to see his name cleared on the record, in public. Stella used to joke about looking forward to the day when Heather didn't even have one leg to stand on in court. But now that day will never come."
Los Angelenos brace for yet another well heeled Brit to come over and spread their (in Mills case) not hard earned dosh around, retailers and restaurateurs are still dabbing at ther teary eyes with gratitude.
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Memo Stone Martindale: Stone the crows, Marty! Get a dictionary and brush up on your illiteracy -- there's no such word as 'restaurateur.'
Men, no matter what your age, never marry without a pre-nuptial agreement. Your wife will be way less likely to leave and much more likely to stay and work things out.
What on earth was Paul thinking of to begin with - getting involved with this woman in the first place - not thinking with his brain at any rate!!!!!! Or his eyes!!!!
Well, Ms. Heather Mills is getting what she married Sir Paul for - money, power and publicity.
If I were her, I would be extremely careful. There are millions of McCartney fans who wouldn't mind seeing that she got her comeuppance, in spades.
What a horrid, gold-digging harpy Heather is!
Hopefully, something really horrid will befall her, like losing her other leg!
Who, of you, could walk away from such an offer (or in other words 'GET, wwhile the gettins GOOD')? While we rail at heather in disgust, she simply got what the law afforded her. Nothing more. She did nothing wrong, according to the law they were were both bound by. I have seen it happen time and time again.
And Paul was at risk of losing more, should he go to trial.
Love comes and goes but contractual agreements are forever. Bottom line... He made a HUGE error in judgment when he married wothout a P-R-E-N-U-P?
Don't make the same mistake.
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GriefJan 22nd, 2007 - 03:57:29
When will these 'old' guys learn to stay away from women half their age - it never works!!!!!!!!!
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