Pink's bulldog drowns

Agent MulderJan 18th, 2007 - 13:46:44

The dog had to go as it was a key government witness in an upcoming trial on charges of corruption within the Church of Scientlogy. By order of the great OT9, and in accordance with absurdity of galactic proportions, Lisa Marie remotely activated the 'insanity' chip that was implanted in poor Elvis' head shortly after his birth. The poor dog drowned himself to stop the Lindsay Lohan videos playing in endless loop in his mind. Ironically, this is not too different from how his namesake, Lisa Marie's father, met a similar fate. Sad.

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l!l p!nkMar 15th, 2007 - 01:10:31

i fink elvis was agr8 friend 2 u n dearly close xx

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sonia morganDec 5th, 2007 - 12:59:41

this is a sad story i now how pink felt

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