Jeremy GJan 17th, 2007 - 13:31:43

Does the local Scottish golf club have a Jewish quota?

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Joan BaezJan 17th, 2007 - 13:35:24

I ain't gonna work at Dylan's Scottish Mansion no more.
I ain't gonna work at Dylan's Scottish Mansion no more.

He golfs all day and he golfs all night,
Everybody says that golf is his whole life,
He's 65 but he says he's 64.

I ain't gonna work at Dylan's Scottish Mansion no more.

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Like A Rolling Golf Ball....Jan 17th, 2007 - 13:48:22

Once upon a time you golfed so fine
Threw the caddies a dime in your prime didn't you?

You used to laugh about, all the golf bums that were hanging out,
Now you don't talk so loud, about having to hit your next hole!

Well how does it feel? To golf on your own, with no direction known,
Like a complete unknown, just like a rolling golf stone....

Dylan's Golf Site

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Blowin' In The Golf CourseJan 17th, 2007 - 13:55:14

How many times can a golfer hit the ball before he gets a hole in one?
Yes and how many strokes will it take till he knows that too many golf balls have died?
The answer my friend is blowin' in the golf course, the answer is blowin' in the golf course.


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Don't putt twice it's alright...Jan 17th, 2007 - 14:01:28

No it ain't no use to putt and wonder why babe, it don't make no difference anyway.
No it ain't no use to putt and wonder why babe, you never could follow through anyhow.

When my golf coach calls at the break of dawn, look out your window cause I'll be gone,
He's the reason I'm a travelin' on, so don't putt twice it's alright.

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I shall be free No.9Jan 17th, 2007 - 14:03:29

I'm gonna grow my hair down to my feet so strange
So I look like a walking mountain range
And I'm gonna ride into Scotland on a horse
Out to the country club and the golf course.
Carry the New York Times, shoot a few holes, blow their minds.

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The Golf Course It Is A Changin'Jan 17th, 2007 - 14:14:03

Come gather around golfers where ever you roam,
And admit the sand traps around you have grown,
Because the gollf course it is a changin'...

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Ballad Of A Thin Golfer.....Jan 17th, 2007 - 14:21:57

You walk onto the golf course with your club in your hand,
You see someone golfing and you say, who is that man?
You try so hard but your game is just so bland,
How you ever gonna golf as good as him?
Because someone is golfing here and you don't know
who it is, do you mister golfer?

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Big Yellow Scottish Mansion.....Jan 17th, 2007 - 14:27:48

They paved paradise put up a Scottish Mansion,
With a pink hotel, a boutique And a swinging Golf Course.
(forget to mention Joni Mitchell's moving in with me and my bro,
Hey 10 bedrooms we can all have some fun!)

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Quetin CollinsJan 17th, 2007 - 14:30:49

I'm having trouble picturing Dylan in a Quilt?
Aye Lass it would be a sorry sight....

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