David Beckham a Yankee doodle dandy?
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By Stone Martindale Jan 11, 2007, 15:24 GMT
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This is great for our soccer league. Welcome David, and I hope you put American soccer on the world stage.
Dear Poshey Victoria and Becks,
Welcome to Los Angeles.
Y'all will love it here, there's a whole bar in Santa Monica devoted to y'all called the Kings head or something..anyways they serve them mashey bangers y'all love to eat with spotty dicks or something..
Anyhow Posh, I am warning you, do NOT make friends with that skanky Paris Hilton, she stole that Stabby Nachos rich boy right out from under that little skinny Olsen girl-not sure which one-anyhow, my point is
a) She is a boyfriends stealer
2.) you have a hot husband that kind of looks like her type
and
ergo..you need to put some fighting weight on, you look kinda weak like that Olsen girl, and I am telling you it is time to beef up girl after all ARE coming here to the US of A and we all have a lttle extra someting somethin here..go to 'In and Out' burger-but make sure Paris isn't there...
PS
Watch out for that devil spaceship religion of Tom Cruises too-he is laying a trap I SWEAR..
lets all go to Hyde together...
xox
Love
Britney
This is the greatest thing that will happen to MLS for a veryveryvery long time. This is the perfect opportunity for David Beckham to actually play in games unlike in Real Madrid lately. GOOD LUCK BABY!!!!
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