David Beckham a Yankee doodle dandy?

RobJan 11th, 2007 - 21:19:24

This is great for our soccer league. Welcome David, and I hope you put American soccer on the world stage.

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Hi y'all, it's me BritneyJan 11th, 2007 - 22:12:24

Dear Poshey Victoria and Becks,
Welcome to Los Angeles.
Y'all will love it here, there's a whole bar in Santa Monica devoted to y'all called the Kings head or something..anyways they serve them mashey bangers y'all love to eat with spotty dicks or something..
Anyhow Posh, I am warning you, do NOT make friends with that skanky Paris Hilton, she stole that Stabby Nachos rich boy right out from under that little skinny Olsen girl-not sure which one-anyhow, my point is
a) She is a boyfriends stealer
2.) you have a hot husband that kind of looks like her type
and
ergo..you need to put some fighting weight on, you look kinda weak like that Olsen girl, and I am telling you it is time to beef up girl after all ARE coming here to the US of A and we all have a lttle extra someting somethin here..go to 'In and Out' burger-but make sure Paris isn't there...
PS
Watch out for that devil spaceship religion of Tom Cruises too-he is laying a trap I SWEAR..
lets all go to Hyde together...

xox
Love
Britney

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elyJan 11th, 2007 - 23:54:12

This is the greatest thing that will happen to MLS for a veryveryvery long time. This is the perfect opportunity for David Beckham to actually play in games unlike in Real Madrid lately. GOOD LUCK BABY!!!!

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