De Niro's Panda Express surprise for Fanning

SteveDec 24th, 2006 - 02:36:03

I wonder if good old 'Bob', while clad in his pretty raincoat, took Dakota's agent aside and said something like, 'Say, Cindy, what's gonna happen to your 10% when she gets older, heh? She likes Jodie Foster, right? Tell her how she made a movie with me when she was only 12 and how it put her into adult roles. Sure, she had to play a preteen tramp, but sowwat? The same sickos who watched 'Taxi Driver' will watch this kid get down and dirty, too. They'll love it and make her a star... and you rich. Don't be a patsy! Besides, the therapists will keep her from a total breakdown. Say, why not stick some Elvis music in it somewhere? Call it 'Hounddog'... or somethin'.'

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