Dec 20, 2006, 13:30 GMT
Liam Gallagher wants to be God.
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The outspoken nutbag Oasis singer joked he will try his hand at being The Almighty when he is finished with music.
He said: "After music I wouldn't mind having a crack at being God.
"That's a good job, that'd be all right.
"That's definitely the next highest one, innit? Being in Oasis then being f***ing God! I wouldn't mind giving that a crack."
However, the hell-raising rocker, notorious for his wild antics, is no saint and has rubbished today's musical talent as "f***ing lightweights".
Most of his venom was saved for Keane lead singer Tom Chaplin, who was treated for drug addiction at London rehab clinic The Priory this year, and Kate Moss' junkie boyfriend, Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty.
He fumed: "All these f***ing idiots today, they have one little line, one burn and they're all in The Priory!
"I mean f***ing Keane - what's all that about! And Pete Doherty! Don't get me started on him. It's like, Pete Doherty? What! You're cabbaged already? How old are you? Posh boys can't take drugs man - they're f***ing lightweights."
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