Martha Stewart isn't so uptight after all

By Stone Martindale Dec 17, 2006, 17:34 GMT

Whenever I think I am too grown up to be listening in to Howard Stern's satellite Sirius radio show, along comes a guest on the shock jock's watch who makes it must hear listening.  Enter domestician to the uber tasteful:  Martha Stewart.

Recently, Stern got la Martha to 'fess up to owning and operating a $1,200 vibrator, said Stewart: "a very good tool," as the ex jail bird confided to the crafty Stern and Co. on his Sirius Satellite Radio show.

Martha discussing vibrators with Howard Stern? Mais oui, it happened.

The New York Post reported "Stewart also recalled dating Mayor Bloomberg and also confessed she couldn't get past the Hannibal Lecter visuals when dating actor Anthony Hopkins, who played Lecter in Silence of the Lambs.

"Do you want someone eating your brain while you are sitting in your beautiful dining room in Maine?" said Stewart. "I would have probably had a very nice relationship with Anthony Hopkins but I couldn't get past the Lechter thing."

Stewart called her current beau "a filthy-rich Microsoft retiree" with his own plane and boat. "Those guys have all the toys," Reported the Post.

The waspy Stewart and once involved in ImClone insider-trading scandal told the Post she ran into "girls with mustaches and girls with beards [who] would ask me for lunch" behind bars.

"They also wanted to learn," she added ". . . Everybody in prison has a business plan."

As for The Donald?  Stewart is still frosted at Donald Trump over her axed spinoff of "The Apprentice."

Says Stewart: "Don't sit us next to each other," Reported the Post.