PETA picks Nicole Richie, worst dressed celebrity
By Stone Martindale Nov 29, 2006, 1:23 GMT
Reality actress and recovering string bean Nicole Richie has a new hurdle to jump, she just made the poopy list for PETA, being named the world’s worst-dressed celeb.
“This pelt-wearing party girl is all animal skin and bones,” notes the animal rights group. “She’s an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match.”
Scrawny Ashley Olsen is the runner-up. “Wearing fur does add 20 pounds,” PETA could not resist their dig, “but if Ashley wants to fill out her frame, we suggest using a fork instead.
San Antonio rose Eva Longoria also made the worst dressed list. Says PETA: “You’d think she’d be more sympathetic to the plight of rabbits considering the way she screws around like one on Wisteria Lane.” Yuk yuk.
Paris Hilton, who is of late looking super classy compared to her side car galpal from the sticks, Britney Spears, topped last year’s list. Paris was apparently given a reprieve from the active animal rights group this year because she stopped wearing furs after seeing a grisly PETA video about the fur industry. "Not hot" was her response.
PETA Poobahs say they’re still taking a “wait and see” attitude before inking the underwear adverse heiress to any promotional modeling gigs, including the popular “I’d rather go naked than wear fur” campaign, one which Britney Spears is currently auditioning for, all over the internet in her "pussy galore" snappers.