London calling: Lohan, cuckoo crazy, table for one...

By Stone Martindale Nov 28, 2006, 1:09 GMT

The antics of Lindsay Lohan have hit an all-time craziness apex. Nutty behavior, lesbian kissing, spinning false stories in the press for "fun" and now holding her latest London beau hostage in her swanky hotel room.

Lindsay went into a paranoid control-freak rage when she thought her new British squeeze, Calum Best, might try to leave her suite.

According to The UK Mirror, Lohan called hotel security to try and stop Best from leaving her hotel room, even though he had to leave.

"Staff thought Lindsay wanted them to get rid of Calum - they couldn't believe they wanted help to keep him there. She was going crazy, demanding to know why Calum had to leave. She wasn't listening when he told her he had to work.

"She was convinced he was going to meet another girl behind her back and was determined to stop him leaving.

"In the end they managed to calm her down but she went to bed in a real strop, cursing Calum and saying she never wanted to see him again. He jumped into a car and sped off." ("strop" is English/UK speak for having a cow)

"Calum's a legendary swordsman, but he can't keep up with Lindsay - she's wearing him out. He thinks she's a nice girl, but he's glad she's gone back home to LA." Reported the UK Mirror.

Lindsay is currently in the Hollywood Fantasy Freakball league paired against Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and elder team member Janice Dickinson.