cal444Nov 20th, 2006 - 22:06:10

Britney tout\s new product line

Britney Speers anounced Sunday that she'd be distributing
a new line of creamers through a popular chain of coffee shops.


The product 'All of Me', a dairy creamer, consisting of 100%
mothers milk. could be hitting the coolers this summer.

Speers stated, 'Since my last baby was born I've been lactating like a blue ribbon herford. Had to get a industral milker just to
handle the flow.

Sources close to Britney said the idea came to her after a case of
breast milk went sour due to her freakish, waterfall like, abnormal out put of he fluid

Ain't no way no baby's gonna drink all that milk
said , Yolonda the babys Omage.
Just ain't natural a woman milking like that.

One close friend said, ' It's disturbing ,when she lays on her back she looks like a friggin lawn sprinkler, never seen nothing like it'.

Britney also stated
'I've got more than I need, what better way to show my appreciation to my fans than to share my boobie booty with the
whole world'.

When contacted Jim Beam, head of the FDA, said
'Currently the FDA is considering the request to clear 'All of Me',
for public consumption.. The FDA prides it's self on adhearing to certain standards of safety and purity and we're not sure if Ms Speers meet any of those criteria.

Ms. Spears also added, I just wish those people at the FDA would get off their behinds cuz my udders are killing me.

When fans were asked about this developement comments ranged from, 'is that sanatary ???? to Hey Hey Hey can I rub it into my privates, to, Eeeuuuu,,,like gross',

With reactions like that, 'All of Me', may be a product, crying over spilt milk


Cal444
Somewhere thinkin,
reporting from the edge of sanity

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the catNov 20th, 2006 - 23:41:47

It's amazing how these actor/actress change spouses so much like if it was a big game. what does this teach your children. Their is talk about her future ex-husband partying to much and with different girls where does she Brittney stand she is doing the same.What kind of example are they both setting for the kids.

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Sprintracer4Nov 21st, 2006 - 21:55:44

What it is, is the wretched excess of humanity. These are the modern aristocracy. They make zillions, have sychophantic fans who adore them, due to their seemingly empty lives. They have removed their inhibitions, like sociopaths, and live their lives accordingly.

What value does a relationship have, when you can have one with just about anyone you desire? What value does money have when you have an endless supply?

This is not new. Hannibal, supposedly, once commented 'Atheletes...some of them have more than I do...'

Still, Capitalism, despite it's axcesses, is still the most successful system in the world.

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MonsterDec 8th, 2006 - 16:42:52

Let Britney Be Britney.

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