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Monsters and Critics Celebrity Digest (11/17/06)

By Stone Martindale Nov 17, 2006, 19:51 GMT

November 17, 2006: The best and worst of the celebrity and people round up, from all corners of the globe. This is the week that was:

'Lord of the Dance' Michael Flatley very ill, cancels tour, in London hospital.

“Lindsay Lohan has been spotted with scars on her wrist, suggesting she may have taken up the super healthy habit of cutting herself. Her publicist denies the rumor, though, saying she scraped herself in a fall in some bushes.” – TheSuperficial.com

Kimberley Stewart ordered by doctors: Stop drinking or end up dead.

“Chris Rock and wife Malaak Compton-Rock were seen together last night at the Living Legends Foundation 13th Annual Dinner. The couple arrived arm in arm, which begs the question: Are they working on reconciliation? As TMZ was first to report two weeks ago, Chris began divorce proceedings against his wife on November 3.”- TMZ.com

“Clerks” Director Kevin Smith has signed up to star in the remake of hit British TV show Manchild for Showtime.

Three bodyguards protecting Angelina Jolie were arrested yesterday (11/16) after being accused of "roughing up" children and parents at an Indian school during shooting for new movie A Mighty Heart.

“McDreamy” Patrick Dempsey foiled again by People magazine two time winner George Clooney.

Jessica Simpson’s rumored to be Tony Romo’s new squeeze.

Baseballer Derek Jeter and actress Jessica Biel were spotted at club Hyde. They were huddled in a corner of the club and seen "laughing and giggling together."

David Gest’s estranged wife Liza Minnelli yesterday said she hopes he gets “f***ed by a kangaroo and eaten by crocs” in the jungle. Reported The Sun.

"Spider-man" Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer have a new daughter.

Michael Jackson's performance at the World Music Awards a joke, insult to injury was that he had one of the most expensive concert riders ever. His demands cost more than $470,000 and included a private jet, 20 first-class and business-class plane tickets for his entourage, a five-star hotel that cost almost $100,000 a night, and KFC.

Popular Scottish chef and entrepreneur Gordon Ramsay opens new NYC eatery. Reservations for the new restaurant in New York were booked solid for two months before it even opened.

Another Perez Hilton outing: Terminator 3 star Kristanna Loken dating Lost actress Michelle Rodriguez.

The Sun even gave Jackson’s performance one out of a possible five stars. “Reports also mention that he only sang four lines and couldn't hit his high notes. And to make sure the entire night was dedicated to mediocrity; Lindsay Lohan hosted the show, but was booed twice when she messed up her lines. The only way the event could've been any more of a joke is if they invited somebody like Paris Hilton to attend. Oh wait…”- TheSuperficial.com

Kidman is pregnant?

Jaime Pressley is pregnant – having a boy.

Perez Hilton is blogger blathering that Janet Jackson may be pregnant.

Two days after news broke that Whitney Houston was in danger of losing her New Jersey home for failing to keep up with mortgage payments comes word that another one of her homes in Atlanta was placed on the auction block as a result of foreclosure.

Cruise wedding guest list addition: Fellow Scientologist Jenna Elfman has also been spotted in the Italian city of Bracciano.

Daniel Craig is kicking major a** as the new Bond.

Ellen Barkin recently doused her ex-husband, whom she now reportedly "loathes," with a glass of water when he approached her table at New York's Waverly Inn, then tossed off a searing one-liner to Perelman's date on her way out.

Paris Hilton and Texas star Sharleen Spiteri dust up at London party. Hilton wrongly accused Spiteri of showering her with ice at a party thrown by Vanity Fair magazine after the World Music Awards. Allegedly Hilton annoyed guests at the party while she danced on seats, and she lost her temper when one partygoer started to hurl ice in her direction. The Mirror newspaper reports, "She screamed and lurched towards Sharleen, who was sitting with friends and shouted, 'What the f**k did you do, you f**king ugly idiot?'

"What I do know is I didn't pay him," Judith Regan. "I contracted through a third party who owns the rights, and I was told the money would go to his children. That much I could live with." Murdered Ron Goldman’s family begs public to boycott this book.

Sacha Baron Cohen is as tired of Borat character as rest of world. Lawsuit and impersonator fatigue sets in.

Posh and Eva Longoria look like twins currently-same hair style.

“TMZ's assiduous monitoring of the egresses of Hollywood's hottest, most celebrity-clotted nightclubs has once again paid off, as their sidewalk videographers were on the scene to capture the aftermath of a face-bloodying attack on self-labeled paparazzi king E.L. Woody by a man inexplicably upset about photographers invading the privacy of Brody Jenner.” – Defamer.com

Pamela Anderson angry at interloping paparazzi onset of her new movie in Canada.