Jessica Simpson a self-admitted 'etoile du fromage'

By Stone Martindale Nov 5, 2006, 0:23 GMT

Jessica Simpson - needs to get some educatin\' ...© David Gabber / Photorazzi

No words can really describe the posted audio clip that preceeds the November Jane magazine interview of Blonde Ambition's Jessica Simpson.  Other than wholesale slaughter of English language syntax, she explains her self admitted love of her cheesy pop music career, and what it all means to her, in this here crazy life.

Simpson cites Patsy Cline and Mariah Carey as her intitial career role models to emulate, but found baring her belly and diving head first into "feel good" pop music was more for her. "I love that, it feels good." Said Simpson.

Simpson states she is fiercely protective of her younger sister Ashlee, and "I am so jealous, too."

The Daisy Duke reveals her plans for a possible book, "I want to do a book on skies, sunsets, clouds..signs like that." Reveals Simpson.  "When I was in Africa for my 3rd wedding aanniversary with Nick, I saw , I never seen this before, a double rainbow..and from there on  I gotta hear Judy Garland's "Somewhere Over the rainbow" every morning." Simpson elaborated.

"Dolly Parton is my idol. She invited all the housekeepers (at Simpson's hotel) up for tea, now that's what life is all about."

The entire audio clip can be heard at www.janemag.com