Monsters and Critics Celebrity Digest (10/27/06)

By Stone Martindale Oct 28, 2006, 23:31 GMT

10/24/2006 - crazy button lady and nipple slip-per Gisele Bundchen - Moet and Chandon Tribute @ Strawberry Hill House - London, England © Photorazzi

October 27, 2006: The best and worst of the celebrity and people round up, from all corners of the globe. This is the week that was:

Nicole Richie is seeking treatment to figure out why she's so thin and can't put any weight on.  Eating something is suggested.

Naomi Campbell in a new beatdown charge.

Carmen Electra and Paris Hilton are reportedly trying to get gigs for New Year's Eve hosting celebrations in Miami, New York, or Los Angeles. Hilton wants $100,000 plus expenses and a private jet for her to host a party, while Electra wants just $50,000 and expenses.

Paris Hilton is mistaken for herself at Koi restaurant.

Michael J. Fox: I Wasn't Acting In Ad  

Kidman told Urban: 'Its rehab or the marriage is over'

"Snoop Dogg Arrested At Burbank Airport, Maintains Guns And Weed Are Neither Liquids Nor Gels" - Defamer.com savants

Mariah Carey's weekend concert In Hong Kong cancelled- poor sales.

'South Park' mocks Steve Irwin's demise maybe a little too soon.

Kevin Federline Is rich now thanks to people employing him.

Lindsay Lohan looks unfamiliar as a brunette a la Demi Moore.

Oxycontin ex-addict and Viagra smuggler Rush Limbaugh has lots of class.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty already spark omen for bad parenting stories.

Gisele Bundchen attended the Moet & Chandon Fashion Tribute yesterday looking like "Crazy Button Lady" just pinning a bunch of buttons to her shirt.

J-Lo gets indiscrete anti-props from Diddy.

The Hoff checks out naked painted ladies up close at MAC gala event.

Brad Pitt: "You've gotta find things to make you laugh during the (Babel) shoot," he adds. "Cate (Blanchett) called it the Hungry Bum."

Divorcewatch: McCartney, Hasselhoff and Evans are getting down and dirty.

Aussies not rolling out welcome wagon for "South Park's" Stone and Parker anytime soon.

Pete Townsend to Howard Stern: Go s**t in your hat

Bahamians want Anna Nicole to go home now.

Borat mania in London: British comic Sacha Baron Cohen, said: "I cannot comment yet on English women because I have not had time yet to buy any.