Monsters and Critics Celebrity Digest (10/20/06)

By Stone Martindale Oct 20, 2006, 22:27 GMT

October 20, 2006: The best and worst of the celebrity and people round up, from all corners of the globe. This is the week that was:

Nannygate Country & Western style:  Alison Clinton denied being the other woman in Evans mess

Gina Lollobrigida is a goddess-secures fresh young husband

Scary Spice four months preggers with “Donkey” Eddie Murphy's baby

Sofia Coppola having a baby girl, congrats!

George Clooney adored by his peers, absolutely not hosting any nuptials for Tom Cruise.

Jennifer Aniston, No break-up, no boob job, new Beverly Hills casa

Lindsay Lohan served legal papers at George Clooney bash

Travis Barker ex Shanna Moakler says America Is sick of Paris

Anna Nicole buries her son in Bahamas.

Haley Joel is all grown up.

Borat being lured to Kazakhstan for ambush

Funny actress Jaime Pressley getting hitched

So is Elizabeth Hurley-has too many designer pals, awkward dress decision ahead of her

“McDreamy” and “McChokey” feud spurs out-age of Dr. George O’Malley

Page Six reports Lindsay Lohan moved out of the LA hotel Chateau Marmont,  and found among mounds of designer clothes in her suite, copies of the New York Post, a collection of worn-out BlackBerries, and a bottle of Tanqueray.

Madonna Takes In baby David, African nations scramble to raise their Q ratings to compete with Malawi and Namibia.    

Movie “Marie-Antoinette” makes French hate Americans even more.

Movie “Flicka” has equine-istas fuming over dead horse actors.

“Courtney Love Is Sober And Making A Comeback” we hear

Tax scofflaw Wesley Snipes hanging out In Namibia - And He's not adopting anyone
 
Newly skinny Spears helps sell K-Fed’s album.
 
Christie Brinkley gets the best revenge-looks fabulous at 52!
 
SexyBack crooner and Diaz' gay porn star realtor? 
 
Charlie and Denise act like adults for sake of children.
 
Robbie Williams shows us his bum tattoo, moons MTV fans – no word this week from Everett or Hasselhoff

Tori Spelling and hubby to do a reality show?
 
James Woods thinks movies stink, stink, stink

MSNBC’s Tucker Carlson, regarding his “firing” was reached by Radar just as he was reading the Jossip blog item, attempted to douse the thing: "It's bullshit. It's total bullshit. I talked to Abrams last night. I've got another year on my contract. That's my comment: Bullshit."

Hey, regular guys, You could date Mischa Barton!

Father Anthony Mercieca, the priest former congressman Mark Foley accused of sexually abusing him, defended his actions, claiming Foley "seemed to like it."  doh

Aggressive dog owner Claudia Schiffer says that women, especially models, have become too skinny to be attractive.

NBC Crosses off plans for Madonna crucifixion scene.

In Jane magazine, Saint Jessica Simpson says that on their third wedding anniversary, she went to go save the children while Nick just “stayed at home.”

R.I.P. Freddy Fender