Anna Nicole Smith: Not married

Drama Part 1.Oct 2nd, 2006 - 23:15:11

Well let’s see if her 'spiritual Marriage' is really that controversial?
She got pregnant & married in her teens. She was a teenage MOMMA.
In her twenties she married a 96 year old man.
He died & supposedly left her in his will to have his billions.
Mr. Marshall's son(Jr.) said 'Hell No - Over My Dead Body' and stated he would
fight her for ever long it takes.
He won, she won, he won, she won, depending on the court & year.
Twelve years later Marshall Jr.'s heart gave out suddenly in early 2006.
Victory for Anna? Ummm not quite. His death could have opened the court doors
to her ex-husband’s money. Instead Anna decided to take a time out.
She goes MIA for awhile & finds herself a new hottie & gets pregnant.
But having the baby in Los Angeles like every other celebrity is TOO EASY TO DO.

She goes to the Bahamas with a mystery man instead to await the birth of her child. Her son goes to the Caribbean island to visit his Mom & new baby sister ONLY to succumb to an untimely death due to mixing prescription drugs.
His death occurs exactly three days after the birth of his baby sister. Talk about a cruel joke! While Anna's grieving her drama continues & you just can't think anything stranger could happen. BAMB! Alleged Baby Daddy no.1 starts popping up on ET, Extra, Access Hollywood etc & spilling his guts out about being deprived of his fatherly duties.
Then BAMB Alleged Baby Daddy no. 2(who knew) comes on CNN and says he's the father & at sometime in the future they're going to get married.
Then BAMB BAMB Baby Daddy 2 turns out to be Howard J. Stern her lawyer & the mystery man who accompanied Anna to the Bahamas. Oh but there's gotta be more cause it's Anna Nicole Smith. NOW she's got a DNA fight on her hands. Baby Daddy no. 1 says he knows it's his baby. Baby Daddy no. 2 says the same thing.

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Drama Part 2.Oct 2nd, 2006 - 23:17:14

Ok back to the future wedding? Well Anna got married just two days after her lawyer,boyfriend,Baby Daddy no. 2 appeared on CNN. HUH?
This needs to be a movie. Not a TV movie. A huge theatrical movie cause I've never read about someone having so much Drama in his/her life all at once.
WOW WOW WOW!
The saga still drags on....Anna still hasn't buried her son; hasn't spoken to her Mother in years; hasn't gotten a DNA paternity test & is still determined to get her hands on her ex's money. Well isn't this the main reason why her lawyer is holding on to his most profitable client? But the saddest irony & twist of fate is the untimely death of a young man & the birth of an innocent baby girl.
So in all our criticism of Anna She's still human like all of us.
I don't know how one deals with this kind of double jeopardy....feeling happy one minute & sad the next. Maybe a spiritual wedding is what I would have opted for too.......
Alright Hollywood here is your script, like you really needed my help.
Anna's life literally writes itself!

That’s All Folks!!

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