Monsters and Critics Celebrity Digest (9/22/06)

September 22, 2006: The best and worst of the celebrity and people round up, from all corners of the globe. This is the week that was:
Bill Gates is still filthy rich.Steve-O makes big yellow puddle christening the Red Carpet for Jackass No. 2 movie premiere, in front of everyone. Really.”Willie Nelson's Concert Rider Calls For Three Hundred Pounds Of Doritos And No Fewer Than Ten Blacklight Posters For His Dressing Room” – Defamer.com commenting on Nelson’s recent Bayou State bust.Marcia Cross is having twins!Rosie O'Donnell flashes Julian McMahon her boobies when they were shooting a sex scene for FX Networks' "Nip/Tuck." No comment.Scarlet Johansson tells media she likes her boobies, too.Kate Winslet and Michael Caine buck the British fashionista elites, siding with the Spaniards saying they hate skinny broads.Sean Penn upsets Canadians with his lit cigarette.Kate and Owen are together doing the business.Real body count found on set for C.S.I. series this week: 2Denise and Richie are doing the business, now getting hitched.“Lindsay Lohan crying in the lobby at the Chateau Marmont Thursday night, after multiple sources confirm exclusively to PerezHilton.com that her boyfriend, Harry Morton dumped her during dinner last night.” – PerezHilton.comNicolas Cage halts production of his film in Bangkok, while the military action was peaceful, it nonetheless forced production on the film to shut down.Rupert Everett is feeling old and unloved, writes scandalous tell-all detailing every bit of gay and straight affairs, thinks it time to settle down in countryside.Joe Eszterhas writes a tell-all too, and details sexual liaison with Sharon Stone: "There's a line in 'Basic Instinct' about it being the bang of the century. It wasn't the bang of the century."Pope Benedict still under death threats from Muslim world.Sandra Bullock's production company, Fortis Films, has filed a lawsuit against the state of Tennessee’s Department of Mental Health for early release of stalker. Entourage actor Kevin Connolly punched billionaire portly heir Brandon Davis in the face twice at US Weekly hot party at new hot club Area.Anna Nicole Smith tragedy compounded by controversy over profit from sold photos, and actual unknown cause of death of her son.Angelina Jolie totes “Atlas Shrugged” gets role of century as Dagney.Helen Mirren may quit tv and film in lieu of theatre.Jude Law hires a manny to look after him? Cameron Diaz now has brown hair and fights back with paparazzi.
Borat mania sweeping USA, at the San Francisco screening of the Borat, British comic Sacha Baron Cohen showed up in character. The audience mobbed him, led the crowd in a rousing chorus of "Throw the Jew Down the Well.”Iranian born Ansari makes Iranians and Americans proud as first muslim woman in space.Tiger Woods “irish” is up over the Irish media hawking fake nude photos of his wife.Rupert Murdoch is looking to dump his controlling interest in DirecTV, a company he has been dismissively referring to lately as his "turd bird." According to Variety.President Nazarbayev will visit the White House and the Bush family compound in Maine when he flies in for talks that will include the troublesome fictional character Borat. ”Kazakh Leader To Meet With President, Make Generous Offer Of Two Donkeys To Make Sex With First Twins” Defamer.com headlineIranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes on PR blitz in NYC, crazy and charming like a fox, completely talks around key questions.Venezualan President Hugo Chavez, not so subtle.Lou Diamond Phillips was charged yesterday with domestic battery and could face a maximum sentence of one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.5'10" Petra Nemcova isn't naturally 94 lbs, Petra reveals to People magazine she's naturally more curvy and struggles with her weight, even having to drop carbs and take laxatives to get down to her size zero. Sexy!Why is Kate Moss attracted to Pete Doherty?Richard Branson gets Captain Planet award of the year!Paris Hilton is a savant nunce.Clay Aiken effectively dodges “gay” question in interview.Tara Reid checked into a Beverly Hills clinic on September 7 to have her first set of implants replaced with smaller ones, according to In Touch Weekly magazine.Kate Bosworth has officially become way too thin.Michael Jackson is crazy for little Irish Lucky Charms, they're magically delicious!Doting dad Joe Simpson likes to photograph his buxom baby girls Jessica and Ashlee!Mischa Barton caught looking like she's given up showering in Los Angeles.Millions say goodbye to Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter of Australia.